Post by Genie Lilly on Oct 20, 2010 15:44:00 GMT -5
Marketplace purchases held by players:
1) Michael – Cutting Edge (Used on HoH)
2) Michael – Double Trouble
3) Eric – Voider (Used on Stacey)
4) Jake – Replacer (Used this round)
5) Stacey – Oops Sorry Veto (Expired)
6) Stacey – Oops Sorry HoH (Expired)
Last time in Agrabah…
• Michael’s nice guy status got obliterated
• Jake’s veto win wasn’t enough to keep his alliance in tact
• Robbie became the eighth victim of BB Agrabah
The last round appears to have taken its toll on Jake.
Ryan is worn out too.
Mike, however, couldn’t be happier.
Mike congratulates Ryan on staying and admits that he was worried it would tie, and he didn’t want to break it.
So this HoH was one of the fun ones! Using some sort of morphing website, the players faces were merged together and the remaining houseguests had to figure out which three people were merged together. There were fifteen pictures. Michael used his Cutting Edge power and received four random passwords. This proved to be a deciding factor in the challenge, as Michael went on to win after two hours and twenty minutes.
Eric seems unfazed by the last round and simply plows on forward.
Michael celebrates.
Random!
Mike: How many are there in total?
Jake: 10…boobs.
Mike: Are nice?
Jake: =x
Mike: Lol.
Jake: Those faces were some of the ugliest motherfucking things. I have ever seen.
Mike and Jake talk throughout the HoH competition as well as afterwards. Jake knows he’s going up, although Mike does inform him that Michael likes him. Then it is revealed that Mike thinks Ryan/Michael have some sort of deal, which Jake doesn’t buy. Jake also points out that he has the replacer and thus the power to be up against the person he wants to be against. Mike says that it could be him, but Jake assures him he won’t, as had Mike not thrown the veto to him two rounds ago, he wouldn’t even be in the game. Mike doesn’t know how many of Jake’s claims he believes.
The HoH competition has not improved Jake’s mood in the slightest.
Eric gives his take on the challenge.
Mike takes a moment to celebrate.
Before nominations go up, Jake rants some more.
Eric is apparently being a paranoid nutcase.
Mike: I had an interesting conversation with Eric earlier.
Michael: What did he want?
Mike: He told me that if Stacey is saved, he’ll probably go up but if Jake gets saved, I’d go up. Does that make sense? Lol
Michael: No lol.
Mike: Ok good, thought so.
Michael: He thinks he’s ALWAYS going up, at least that’s what Jake says
Mike: He’s already campaigning for Jake too. I’m like...um you need to do what Michael says.
Michael: Uh yeah lol...wow.
Mike: Only I can go against the HoH.
Michael: Lol, I give you permission to disobey any HoH from now on.
Mike: Lol, ok I’ll do the opposite of what you want.
They go on to talk about how awesome their final two is going to be, but does Mike really buy into it?
Nomination time!! Welcome to this 9th nomination ceremony. It is really getting down to the wire here, so congratulations everyone for being here. You all earned it, that's for sure. That being said, I will begin with the first key for who is safe:
Key #1: [RYAN]
Key #2: [ERIC]
Key #3: [MIKE]
As you can see, I have nominated [JAKE] and [STACEY] for eviction this week. The reasoning is as follows-
Jake: You are an extremely funny guy to have around, but you have the Replacer power, which must be used this week. For that reason--and that alone--you are on the block. The nomination is purely strategical and know that I don't hold and negative feelings towards you. Good luck, I mean it 100%.
Stacey: You are a great person, but you have flown off people's radar by not participating in recent challenges (by that I mean the incredibly tedious photo one). I realize that you have a life outside of this game. Hopefully this will get you back into the game a bit in case you were missing it. I think it would be interesting if you won veto so GO FOR IT.
With that, this nomination ceremony is adjourned.
Michael further explains his nominations.
Eric continues to be off in Eric land. (Editor’s Note: But he has magically figured out there is an Asian alliance!!)
Ryan apologizes for not speaking to Mike more and tells him that if he wins veto he won’t be using it. Mike, of course, has something to add to this conversation too!
Mike tries to get Stacey to use her Oops Sorry Veto on Jake, but she refuses, on the grounds that Michael should do his own dirty work. Mike is less than pleased.
Michael is giving Stacey a little more credit.
Link to the Who Said What veto challenge as the quotes are always fun to read.
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(Editor’s Note: During the veto everyone marvels at how cruel everyone is, and much laughter is had over the ranking of “hotness.”)
Stacey and Mike try to help each other out on the veto. And Stacey reveals that both marketplace items she has have expired without her using them. Then she flips out about needing the veto and Mike insists he is not with Michael.
Ryan and Michael laugh over their extreme superiority. And bless us with this…
Michael: Stacey will win if she’s final 2.
Ryan: Even though she has also done fuck-all. She's this white girl that all the white boys love.
Michael: LOL + Jay!
Ryan: Oh right, her scandalous interracial lover. Even though he's gay.
Michael: Lol, he’s bi.
Ryan: It makes it even more scandalous.
Michael: Lmao.
Ryan: EVEN MORE scandalous... just choose an orientation already!
Michael: HAHAHHA hilarious! Our chances are looking good.
Results for veto are as follows.
Last Place.
Stacey – 12 – 6:25pm
Fifth Place.
Michael – 12 – 7:33pm, 23rd
Fourth Place.
Jake – 13 – 5:57pm
Third Place.
Eric – 16 – 2:30pm
Second Place.
Ryan – 16 – 5:26pm, 23rd
First Place.
Mike – 17 – 10:39pm, 23rd
Congratulations, MIKE.
After winning veto, Mike tells Eric that he’s going to use it on Stacey. Eric begs him not to as he feels like he’ll be going up in her place. Mike tells him it doesn’t matter who goes up, Jake is going home regardless. They also discuss whether Eric should use his voider. Then Eric goes on to compare the game to Japan, again.
He keeps going too. I have no witty tagline for this because I’m not sure I even understand it. Although he appears to love Mike. (Editor’s Note: Who doesn’t love Mike?
Mike takes some time to make his veto decision.
Mike: Alright welcome to the Veto ceremony. I have the decision to make of whether or not to save Stacey or Jake from the block. Do either of you have anything youd like to say before I announce?
*silence*
Mike: This is a hard decision for me, because I feel like I’m damned if I do, damned if I don’t kind of scenarios. At the end of the day, I feel like I have to do what’s best for me in this game. And with that....I have decided to use the PoV on my friend Stacey.
Stacey: THANKS MIKE.
Mike: And per replacer rules, whoever owns that power gets to pick the replacement, so I’ll hand it over to them...whoever you are.
*Jake stands up*
Jake: I have decided to nominate Ryan. Thanks for being a great ally.
*Jake rolls eyes*
Mike: And with that, this ceremony is done!
Mike is less than pleased about both his win and his decision.
Michael isn’t much happier.
More random!
Ryan: You hate cops? Lol what happened?
Mike: Lol hi. I just got my 4th speeding ticket tonight.
Ryan: Omg lol.
Mike: And 2 points away from having my license suspended.
Ryan: Wowwwwww. Time to start driving safer.
Mike: Lol I guess. I just attract cops.
Ryan: Lol what's your ethnic background? Maybe that has something to do with it, haha.
Mike: I’m Italian.
Ryan: Hmm usually that shouldn't attract too much attention...me on the other hand...
Mike: Lol, they’re discriminating against you?
Ryan: Lol, I'm Asian...they think we all can't drive. Though I agree that I fit the stereotype.
Mike: That you guys can’t see over the steering wheel?
Ryan: Haha I suppose...
Mike and Eric have a quick chat about the weird twist Jake’s replacer gives this round, after which Mike has this to say…
(Editor’s Note: Mike has been quoting Honey, Honey with every convo he has with Stacey. I have no idea what this means. And SOS with Michael. I think it’s SOS…)
Mike and Michael talk some what if scenarios! Wooo. All they appear to be overly concerned about is Ryan winning HoH.
Jake tries to save himself.
Jake: I have an idear.
Mike: Alright lol. Let me hear the idea.
Jake: Eric just admitted to me he’s had a f3 with Michael and Ryan and a f2 with Ryan. If you and Stacey lie to him and tell him you’re evicting me he won’t use his void. Or I don’t think he will.
Mike: Interesting. Well, I knew Eric/Ryan, but not the Michael part.
Jake: Yeah seriously though if I leave I’m rooting for you and Stacey all the way. Michael can’t win the next HoH- so Eric/Ryan will do the dirty work for him if they win they are obviously going to nominate you and Stacey.
Mike: I appreciate that. This is really a hard vote because it’s pretty much gonna force sides if you will. Stacey said she wants to keep you but wanted to say something else and then left to go to sleep lol.
Jake: But would you rather go into the sides 2-3 or 3-2.
Mike: I dunno, I don’t like having a side, but I feel like this is where its heading.
Jake: Well whatever you decide to do- that’s a potential plan or idea. I’m already telling Ryan that Stacey is gonna evict me if you do cuz I don’t want sympathy votes. Eric can hold on to that void for another round. It would be smarter for him to hold it and if he thinks ur booting me, he prolly won’t even use it.
Mike: Ugh don’t even factor Eric into anything plz. He’s telling different things to everyone.
Jake: Yeah. But really we have a shot at pulling this off. If he thinks you’re still drinking Eric’s koolaid. Eric and Ryan would nom you and Stacey both anyways, so even if this failed, I go, and the same result would have occurred.
Mike: Yeah Ryan already is pissed off at me.
Jake: Next round regardless since they will nom you.
Mike: Cause I told him I wouldn’t use the Veto if I won it but w/e I don’t care.
Jake: Just tell him, I’m a threat I’ve won 4 things it would be stupid to keep me. Eric’s trying to play martyr to me... like I WANNA SEE WHAT MIKE AND STACEY are gonna do. Yeah so you can use your fucking void -_- lol.
Mike: Lol, I’m not even talking to Eric about this vote. It’s a waste of my time.
Jake: Okie dokies.
Mike doesn’t entirely seem to know what to do.
In the following conversation Ryan and Michael “decide that everyone is racist.”
Ryan: Anyway, are you talking to Jake?
Michael: No LOL! I think he hates me. I’m scared haha.
Ryan: LOL!
Michael: Should I talk to him?
Ryan: I dunno, if you want? I don't care.
Michael: Lol, lately I have been talking to you, Robbie and Mike.
Ryan: Robbie hates me. Jordan hates me. Jay is ok with me. The whole fucking jury will rip me apart. I'm scared lol.
Michael: Uhhhh, Jay hates me. Jordan DESPISES me. Robbie hates me.
Ryan: Why does jay hate you?!? LOL!
Michael: Because I evicted him. Aka I lied to him.
Ryan: HAHAHA EVERYONE IS RACIST!!
Michael: LOL Asian Racist, at that!
Ryan: Ok, I'm actually laughing at how ridiculous this is that we're hated by everyone.
Michael: Jake hates me. Eric prolly hates me secretly.
Ryan: Robbie doesn't hate you, he gave you his money.
Michael: Stacey....who knows lol.
Ryan: He hates you the least out of everyone in this game. I've nominated Stacey and Mike... they hate me.
Michael: Obviously...but only by "default." We FAIL lol. I actually thought this game was gonna let me meet new people/friends.
Ryan: If you nominate Stacey and Jake, I'm voting Stacey. HAHAHA DREAM ON!
Michael: Lol, yeah too late. The only people who MIGHT not hate me are all pre-jury.
Ryan: One of my "best friends", Robbie, suddenly hates me and I didn't even evict him! I was on the block too!
Michael: I know…it was NOT your fault. I know someone who doesn’t hate me -- Alex LOL!
Ryan: Oh coincidentally the only other Asian. Conclusion: everyone is racist.
Michael: LOLOLOL! I’m dying here hahaha.
Ryan: Like I honestly can't believe we're so despised!
Eric tells Mike he’s going to use his voider.
Eric: I think I’m gonna void Stacey’s. It distances us. If I don’t use it, it means I’m confident in your vote and they might figure it out.
Mike: Alright, sounds good.
Jake’s final plea…
Mike: But yeah, I’m not gonna lie. I don’t think it’s looking good for you.
Jake: Why? =/ lol.
Mike: I dunno. I trust you more than Ryan and I think he’s definitely gunning for me, but I think you’re a bigger threat than he is end-game wise.
Jake: I have 1 vote on the jury. Jordan. Robbie hates me. You can even ask Stacey. He gave Michael all his money to spite me. I would understand if you booted me at final four or three... but final five…you’re gonna walk into the next HoH 2-2. If I’m still here its gonna be 3-1. We’d only have to beat Eric. and I’m not gonna nominate yourself or Stacey.
Mike: I completely believe you. Let’s say Eric does win and it’s you/me up there.I don’t know if I have Stacey or Michael’s vote.
Jake: Michael has a double vote, he would evict Stacey.
Mike: I’m not positive on that especially since I’ve been told like a lot of shit I didn’t know about him. Not just from you/Robbie, but pretty much everyone now.
Jake: Michael knows he can’t beat Stacey. Eric told me after the veto competition Stacey would have been evicted had the noms stayed the same and that he couldn’t vote to keep me over Ryan though.
Mike: Yeah he told me he wanted Stacey out, but Eric has been making deals with everyone so that’s why I don’t put any stock in what he says.
Jake: I think he would have evicted Stacey. You know you would stay if you were nominated against me or Stacey. If I’m not there, Stacey gets off the block, your fucked.
Jake: Idk, there are more advantages to keeping me then Ryan. If Ryan isn’t evicted now, he’s the goat, everyone’s gonna want to be with him in the final 2.
Mike: I guess I’m thinking more long-term than short-term, because like I said, I trust you. You’ve never lied to me so I believe your word is good and if Ryan stays and wins HoH, then yeah I made a stupid move.
Jake: If Eric wins too. If you keep me, in addition to not nominating you, if you are nominated against Stacey, I will take you off the block if I win it. You’d have a 2/5 chance, as opposed to a 1/5.
Mike: If you win HoH, F4 Veto, F3 HoH, then I made a bad move. That’s how I’m kind of looking at this
Jake: Mike what are the odds of that...
Mike: Dude it could happen.
Jake: The same thing could happen with Michael.
Mike: You’re a lot better at competitions than most of us. Probably all of us actually.
Jake: He’s just as strong as me, and he would annihilate you in the finals.
Mike: How do I know Michael would take me?
Jake: Well then why wouldn’t you wanna keep me, because I would take you.
Mike: I don’t want you to have to make that promise dude
Jake: You have saved my life like twice, well this would be twice. Who do you really think you’re going up against in the end? If you think you can beat Stacey you’re high…
Mike: I don’t know if I can beat anyone here. I’m not thinking F2. I’m just thinking of what could happen if either of you stay.
Jake: Lol, yes you are cause you are afraid I’ll win every competition and get there. I might be a threat, but I’m not a threat to you.
Mike: I can see the HoH, F4 Veto, F3 HOH scenario with you. I can’t see that with Ryan and like I said, if he wins HoH tonight, then I fucked up big time
Jake: You’re thinking way to long term. There is no logic in keeping Ryan, none. You’re cutting your odds at everything down 1 peg. If I’m there, they are gonna want me out, not you, so I’m an additional buffer. I would take you to the end, Ryan is not gonna take you to the end. I won a competition that was given to me, a veto you threw to me, lol. I’m not the biggest threat here challenge wise. A LUCK COMPETITION I wasn’t even paying attention to. - I did win the unscramble, so yes if every challenge till the end is unscrambling I’m a threat rofl.
Mike: Anyone can win these competitions. They’re random. I’m not really concerned about that.
Jake: Lol then if that’s case, Ryan could too... and he’s not gonna help you. So am I going yes/no?
Mike: I voted for you. Sorry man.
Jake: You are a dumbass lol. Bye. I’m gonna laugh when you’re out this next round.
Mike: Lol, thanks.
Is it enough? Let’s find out!
Host Lilly: In any case, welcome to your ninth eviction. Jake vs. Ryan. And, just to let you know, a voider was used at this eviction, so only two votes ended up counting. On to questions, hi Jakey.
Jake: Hey sexy can I get cho digits.
Host Lilly: You got my digits. You say you know the result, so what is the result...and why do you think it's so?
Jake: I know I'm being evicted, due to lack of intelligence on Mike's part. But that’s okay. I just want to say that. Thanks to Ryan S, good game, I hope all of your final 2 alliances take you to the end. Stacey you’re not fooling anyone. I know you’re trying to make it look like you were not involved in this decision. Eric how your still here, I have no fucking idea, but damn your good. I have never seen the prison bitch strategy actually work. Mike, ding dong, you'll be joining me very soon and Michael you have played an absolutely flawless game and I will vote for you to win against anyone here. The End.
Host Lilly: Thank you Jake.
Host Lilly: Hi Ryan.
Ryan: Hello
Host Lilly: How's it feel to be on the block for like the eighth time?
Ryan: Constantly being in danger means I can't relax. And it means I have to rely on the bonds that I've built with others in order to survive week after week.
Host Lilly: Thanks Ryan.
Host Lilly: Mr. Mike.
Mike: Hello.
Host Lilly: You won veto and removed Stacey, was that your plan all along?
Jake: Yes. The end.
Stacey: Jake shuddup.
Host Lilly: You are not Mike, Jakey.
Mike: It was a decision I had in the back of my mind, yes. If that answers your question, done.
Host Lilly: Hi Michael.
Michael: Yo.
Host Lilly: You were HoH this round, is Jake vs. Ryan what you envisioned this round culminating in?
Michael: No. I have no idea what's going on.
Stacey: Hi Lilly!
Host Lilly: And Stacey!
Jake: Stacey, which gay male haven’t you been aligned with besides Mike?
Host Lilly: Jake shut up!
Stacey: You, actually
Host Lilly: You've been removed from the block more than once...is this luck or do you plan this out?
Stacey: Total luck. I’m just lucky that people are willing to put their neck out there to save me.
Ryan: It would so benefit you more to show that your strategic acumen with this question.
Stacey : Pardon? I don’t even get what that means
Jake: Yes Ryan, bust out acumen.
Stacey: And I don’t need you to tell me how to play the game, Ryan, thanks.
Host Lilly: Thank you Stacey.
Host Lilly: Eric!
Host Lilly: You're the only person left that hasn't been nominated, how does that feel?
Eric : Good and scary. It means no one has been targeting me, but it seems like a lot of these people, Robbie/Jordan, all leave after the first time, so you know it’s scary.
Host Lilly: Thank you Eric.
Host Lilly: And without further ado....the votes.
Jake: By a vote of 2000-0.
Host Lilly: IN A VOTE OF 2-0
Host Lilly: JAKE…
Jake: I’M MELTING! OH WHAT A WORLD!
Host Lilly: You have been evicted from BB Agrabah.
Jake: WHAT A WORLD! WHAT A WORLD! *collapses into a puddle*
Host Lilly: I will leave your housemate's goodbyes in your diary room and then I will need you to leave your final words.
Jake: Good luck everyone, seriously good game.
Host Lilly: Thank you for playing! As for the rest of you, you have 45 minutes until your next HoH.
Jake: And thank you Lilly and Alex I had a really fun time. K bye.
1) Michael – Cutting Edge (Used on HoH)
2) Michael – Double Trouble
3) Eric – Voider (Used on Stacey)
4) Jake – Replacer (Used this round)
5) Stacey – Oops Sorry Veto (Expired)
6) Stacey – Oops Sorry HoH (Expired)
Last time in Agrabah…
• Michael’s nice guy status got obliterated
• Jake’s veto win wasn’t enough to keep his alliance in tact
• Robbie became the eighth victim of BB Agrabah
The last round appears to have taken its toll on Jake.
Robbie is very, very upset with me, on a personal level, and I feel like the lowest of all of the lows - in the history of the universe, and I don't like to go out of my way to hurt people’s feelings, especially people I love and adore. He is so mad at me that he gave Michael all of his money, which I don't get, since me and Stacey have really had his back... and IDK. He is really mad and I am basically in an even shittier position then I was last week.
Ryan, Myself, and Stacey- ideally need to work together. I don't know how much I can trust either of them, but they are really my only hope this round for Head of Household. I really, really hope that Stacey sits Michael out of the HoH and then helps me sit him out of the veto competition.
As long as myself and Stacey are not on the block and the veto is used, I can finally rid the house of Michael. Ideally, I win the veto and the replacer I just bought is a waste, I only bought it as a failsafe, just in case things don’t work out the way I would like them to with Head of Household. I am just worn out emotionally and this is the first time in the game where I have not enjoyed myself
Ryan, Myself, and Stacey- ideally need to work together. I don't know how much I can trust either of them, but they are really my only hope this round for Head of Household. I really, really hope that Stacey sits Michael out of the HoH and then helps me sit him out of the veto competition.
As long as myself and Stacey are not on the block and the veto is used, I can finally rid the house of Michael. Ideally, I win the veto and the replacer I just bought is a waste, I only bought it as a failsafe, just in case things don’t work out the way I would like them to with Head of Household. I am just worn out emotionally and this is the first time in the game where I have not enjoyed myself
Ryan is worn out too.
So Robbie was evicted. I was devastated. But for some reason, he partially blames me for his eviction. Um…hello? I was on the block WITH you. I had nothing to do with it! And so he gave all his money to Michael, and I wasn't left a dime. Sucks. I'm so done with personal relationships in this game; they mean absolutely nothing.
Mike, however, couldn’t be happier.
I’m really happy Robbie is gone from a game point of view. Personally, I thought he was funny and I’m glad he had a personality unlike some other people here, but him going takes a huge weight off my shoulders. I definitely feel better with everyone left in the game. I don’t think I’m safe by any means, but I feel like I have some sort of working relationship with everyone here. Me and Stacey were allies from the beginning. Me and Michael are like um a team. We are the Ying Yang in this house (although he does seem like he's been involved in a lot of shady shit lol). Me and Eric have....I don’t know what to call it. Me and Jake are on better terms after this last week I think. And Ryan is just Ryan.
With this next HoH, I can't compete so I’m desperately hoping Michael wins it. Should Michael not win it, I feel like we could potentially be targeted since people think we are a pair. I’ve been trying to convince people it’s me/Stacey, but I don’t know how that’s going. With Michael as HoH, the only way I could go home if Jake puts me up with the replacer, which he promised he wouldn’t last round, but promises mean nothing to me in this game. I’ve gone back on my word to him, so he could also just as easily. We'll see, but this should be a very intense round.
With this next HoH, I can't compete so I’m desperately hoping Michael wins it. Should Michael not win it, I feel like we could potentially be targeted since people think we are a pair. I’ve been trying to convince people it’s me/Stacey, but I don’t know how that’s going. With Michael as HoH, the only way I could go home if Jake puts me up with the replacer, which he promised he wouldn’t last round, but promises mean nothing to me in this game. I’ve gone back on my word to him, so he could also just as easily. We'll see, but this should be a very intense round.
Mike congratulates Ryan on staying and admits that he was worried it would tie, and he didn’t want to break it.
So this HoH was one of the fun ones! Using some sort of morphing website, the players faces were merged together and the remaining houseguests had to figure out which three people were merged together. There were fifteen pictures. Michael used his Cutting Edge power and received four random passwords. This proved to be a deciding factor in the challenge, as Michael went on to win after two hours and twenty minutes.
Eric seems unfazed by the last round and simply plows on forward.
Breaking Down Every Pair Left in the Game:
Eric/Mike
Eric/Michael
Eric/Ryan
Mike/Michael
Mike/Stacey
Michael/Ryan
Ryan/Jake
Jake/Stacey
Look at that considering there are 6 people left there are 8 Final Two Alliances in the game. Of the strongest I think me and Mike has been the only one from day 1- so we are the strongest pair.
RYAN: I don’t like the way Ryan is playing the game. His alliance with Jake, makes him an enemy, and the first of my final 2 deals that I will have to dispose of.
I do like him and he is a good guy, but he's throwing vetoes, and HOH and ultimately playing a game that’s VERY SIMILAR TO MINE. There is only room for one of me Ryan.
Michael: Michael won HOH, and nominated who I would’ve nominated, so doesn’t that make me HoH? I stopped the HoH, when I saw he got ahead, I didn't want this HOH.
STACEY: She's MIA, and has the jury on her side, I think she was my target, until the Jake alliance. Now since the veto will probably be used- I don't even care- one of those 2 has to go.
As for my game: non jury members are attacking my game play saying I’m cowardly and do nothing and boring, but I don't really care, but at this rate- its gonna be a 0-7 slaughter when I make the final 2, I guess I’ll have to win an HOH to change their mind.
Eric/Mike
Eric/Michael
Eric/Ryan
Mike/Michael
Mike/Stacey
Michael/Ryan
Ryan/Jake
Jake/Stacey
Look at that considering there are 6 people left there are 8 Final Two Alliances in the game. Of the strongest I think me and Mike has been the only one from day 1- so we are the strongest pair.
RYAN: I don’t like the way Ryan is playing the game. His alliance with Jake, makes him an enemy, and the first of my final 2 deals that I will have to dispose of.
I do like him and he is a good guy, but he's throwing vetoes, and HOH and ultimately playing a game that’s VERY SIMILAR TO MINE. There is only room for one of me Ryan.
Michael: Michael won HOH, and nominated who I would’ve nominated, so doesn’t that make me HoH? I stopped the HoH, when I saw he got ahead, I didn't want this HOH.
STACEY: She's MIA, and has the jury on her side, I think she was my target, until the Jake alliance. Now since the veto will probably be used- I don't even care- one of those 2 has to go.
As for my game: non jury members are attacking my game play saying I’m cowardly and do nothing and boring, but I don't really care, but at this rate- its gonna be a 0-7 slaughter when I make the final 2, I guess I’ll have to win an HOH to change their mind.
Michael celebrates.
I am FINALLY the HoH. I would have been incredibly pissed if I wasted the cutting edge and lost after 2+ hours of password guessing. The challenge was so hard, and at one point Jake was tied with me after I had gained a lead. He's good, that kid.
At this point, I am on good terms with pretty much everybody so the decision is going to be hard. There is a "Replacer" power out there to replace the nominee in case the veto is used, so I have to take this into account. I am pretty sure Jake has it, so he is going up. That way, he doesn't pull any pranks during my reign. Stacey has money too and has flown under the radar, so she needs to be put into the spotlight again. Eric has never been on the block. Oh what to do haha....
At this point, I am on good terms with pretty much everybody so the decision is going to be hard. There is a "Replacer" power out there to replace the nominee in case the veto is used, so I have to take this into account. I am pretty sure Jake has it, so he is going up. That way, he doesn't pull any pranks during my reign. Stacey has money too and has flown under the radar, so she needs to be put into the spotlight again. Eric has never been on the block. Oh what to do haha....
Random!
Mike: How many are there in total?
Jake: 10…boobs.
Mike: Are nice?
Jake: =x
Mike: Lol.
Jake: Those faces were some of the ugliest motherfucking things. I have ever seen.
Mike and Jake talk throughout the HoH competition as well as afterwards. Jake knows he’s going up, although Mike does inform him that Michael likes him. Then it is revealed that Mike thinks Ryan/Michael have some sort of deal, which Jake doesn’t buy. Jake also points out that he has the replacer and thus the power to be up against the person he wants to be against. Mike says that it could be him, but Jake assures him he won’t, as had Mike not thrown the veto to him two rounds ago, he wouldn’t even be in the game. Mike doesn’t know how many of Jake’s claims he believes.
Do I believe him when he says he wouldn’t put me up? I dunno....if I was in his position, I’d probably want me out. Me going out while Michael is HoH is actually totes funny to think about. Shit, I hope he's not smart.
The HoH competition has not improved Jake’s mood in the slightest.
The Head of Household competition was like watching the back of Michael's head for the back of an hour. These motherfuckers are some of the ugliest Hills Have Eyes creatures I have ever seen. It just sucked because like, Michael was a head of me the entire time and I couldn't catch up. It sucks, because now, not only is he not leaving, he has a double vote, and Robbie gave him a bunch of money so...yeah things are not looking too hot for Jakey Wakey. It just sucks. I don't what to do. We have the bromosexual alliance...who is led by the ring leader Michael and they basically will suck his cock at his beckon call. We have Stacey who will flip flop anywhere any side all over the place, who has had like no loyalty to anyone besides Jay...and Mike [who will sell her down the river].
Eric who... is not even worth mentioning, he has been the biggest prison bitch of them all. Ryan - who- I want to choke to death at the moment, OH GEE, I'LL JUST COME TO THE HOH COMPETITION DRUNK ROFL. I hate all of these people. Stacey I like sometimes, but for the most part- yes, I hate everyone and hope that a bus hits them and they’re forced to live lives in wheel chairs. OK. I don't hate them that much, but meh, I won't feel good about any of them winning.
I will give Michael credit, he's played a good game, but bitch hasn't fooled me, I have seen right through his flip floppy devious I'M A CONTROLER type persona. When it's four mentally handicapped people and You vs. One person, having the four mentally handicapped people are an advantage. I'm the one person btw.
Eric who... is not even worth mentioning, he has been the biggest prison bitch of them all. Ryan - who- I want to choke to death at the moment, OH GEE, I'LL JUST COME TO THE HOH COMPETITION DRUNK ROFL. I hate all of these people. Stacey I like sometimes, but for the most part- yes, I hate everyone and hope that a bus hits them and they’re forced to live lives in wheel chairs. OK. I don't hate them that much, but meh, I won't feel good about any of them winning.
I will give Michael credit, he's played a good game, but bitch hasn't fooled me, I have seen right through his flip floppy devious I'M A CONTROLER type persona. When it's four mentally handicapped people and You vs. One person, having the four mentally handicapped people are an advantage. I'm the one person btw.
Eric gives his take on the challenge.
It wasn’t as hard as I made people believe. Jake promised not to nominate me but he is full of shit, and I would’ve surely put him up if I did win. As for the pictures…
Travis was easy to find cause he is bald.
Jake was easy to find cause he has a gigantic forehead.
Robbie was easy to find cause he has stubble.
Stacey was easy to find cause she has glasses.
Jay was easy to find cause he has a big nose.
Ray was easy to find cause he looks like Shrek (sorry buddy).
Jordan was hard to find.
Allan was hard to find.
Chad was hard to find.
Travis was easy to find cause he is bald.
Jake was easy to find cause he has a gigantic forehead.
Robbie was easy to find cause he has stubble.
Stacey was easy to find cause she has glasses.
Jay was easy to find cause he has a big nose.
Ray was easy to find cause he looks like Shrek (sorry buddy).
Jordan was hard to find.
Allan was hard to find.
Chad was hard to find.
Mike takes a moment to celebrate.
Michael ^_^! Complete and total ownage on the HoH comp. It’s almost as good as Alexpwnage! I’m happy for him. He said he wanted to win it, and he did. His superman complex is continuing, amirite?
I *think* I’m safe, but who really knows. He’s never lied to me so I’m gonna trust him when he says I’m safe. He's held information from me, but I have too so it’s not something to get mad about.
Honestly...this round seems simple. Jake IS the biggest threat in this game right now. He has two, possibly three votes on the jury. He's pretty good at competitions and he has a lot of marketplace money. He also has a replacer power that he can use. In other words, he needs to GO. So Michael should nominate him. Stacey should use her Veto power and sit him out. And boom, he’s evicted. It sounds simple....
But of course it’s just too easy. I like Jake. A lot. He’s funny and very witty. I kind of want to keep him based on that alone. Yeah, it'll probably be making a huge mistake because he really could win this game, but whatevs. I’d rather keep him here over someone like Ryan who I have nothing in common with and we just can't use each other strategically. I do feel like with Jake gone though....all five of us are on an even playing field. I dunno. This round is far from over. Shit can get crazy.
I *think* I’m safe, but who really knows. He’s never lied to me so I’m gonna trust him when he says I’m safe. He's held information from me, but I have too so it’s not something to get mad about.
Honestly...this round seems simple. Jake IS the biggest threat in this game right now. He has two, possibly three votes on the jury. He's pretty good at competitions and he has a lot of marketplace money. He also has a replacer power that he can use. In other words, he needs to GO. So Michael should nominate him. Stacey should use her Veto power and sit him out. And boom, he’s evicted. It sounds simple....
But of course it’s just too easy. I like Jake. A lot. He’s funny and very witty. I kind of want to keep him based on that alone. Yeah, it'll probably be making a huge mistake because he really could win this game, but whatevs. I’d rather keep him here over someone like Ryan who I have nothing in common with and we just can't use each other strategically. I do feel like with Jake gone though....all five of us are on an even playing field. I dunno. This round is far from over. Shit can get crazy.
Before nominations go up, Jake rants some more.
Mike in some weird way is becoming someone I feel like I can trust, only because... He is the most predictable. I HAVE BEEN WRONG ABOUT LIKE, EVERYTHING, so he quiet possibly could be fooling me. I just have this feeling that Mike might come to my rescue again quiet possibly. I don't believe Ryan, I know Stacey will throw me under a station wagon and run my fucking ass over if it means she will stay, so...IDK.KDI.
I basically am trying a last ditch effort to save myself to Michael. He wants to nominate myself and Stacey because he knows STACEY will use the OOPS VETO on me, because she would be afraid of me winning...and rightfully so. Since Eric is basically Michael's mascot. Anyone Michael wants to leave is gonna leave this round. Eric can use the void and vote how Michael wants and force a 1-1 tie.
I want some excitement plz. Someone flip this mother fucker wide open. It's going to be such a boring finish unless something crazy happens. I feel like a free agent. I don't like anyone enough to feel bad about stabbing their face open with a screwdriver. WHO KNEW ROBBIE'S EVICTION would lead to me becoming such a violent person.
I basically am trying a last ditch effort to save myself to Michael. He wants to nominate myself and Stacey because he knows STACEY will use the OOPS VETO on me, because she would be afraid of me winning...and rightfully so. Since Eric is basically Michael's mascot. Anyone Michael wants to leave is gonna leave this round. Eric can use the void and vote how Michael wants and force a 1-1 tie.
I want some excitement plz. Someone flip this mother fucker wide open. It's going to be such a boring finish unless something crazy happens. I feel like a free agent. I don't like anyone enough to feel bad about stabbing their face open with a screwdriver. WHO KNEW ROBBIE'S EVICTION would lead to me becoming such a violent person.
Eric is apparently being a paranoid nutcase.
Mike: I had an interesting conversation with Eric earlier.
Michael: What did he want?
Mike: He told me that if Stacey is saved, he’ll probably go up but if Jake gets saved, I’d go up. Does that make sense? Lol
Michael: No lol.
Mike: Ok good, thought so.
Michael: He thinks he’s ALWAYS going up, at least that’s what Jake says
Mike: He’s already campaigning for Jake too. I’m like...um you need to do what Michael says.
Michael: Uh yeah lol...wow.
Mike: Only I can go against the HoH.
Michael: Lol, I give you permission to disobey any HoH from now on.
Mike: Lol, ok I’ll do the opposite of what you want.
They go on to talk about how awesome their final two is going to be, but does Mike really buy into it?
I just LOVE talking to him. He is the second coming of Jesus. We should all be so thankful to talk to him. He always says the right things and is just perfect in every way. He could tell me to jump off a bridge, and I’d probably do it. *sigh*
Nomination time!! Welcome to this 9th nomination ceremony. It is really getting down to the wire here, so congratulations everyone for being here. You all earned it, that's for sure. That being said, I will begin with the first key for who is safe:
Key #1: [RYAN]
Key #2: [ERIC]
Key #3: [MIKE]
As you can see, I have nominated [JAKE] and [STACEY] for eviction this week. The reasoning is as follows-
Jake: You are an extremely funny guy to have around, but you have the Replacer power, which must be used this week. For that reason--and that alone--you are on the block. The nomination is purely strategical and know that I don't hold and negative feelings towards you. Good luck, I mean it 100%.
Stacey: You are a great person, but you have flown off people's radar by not participating in recent challenges (by that I mean the incredibly tedious photo one). I realize that you have a life outside of this game. Hopefully this will get you back into the game a bit in case you were missing it. I think it would be interesting if you won veto so GO FOR IT.
With that, this nomination ceremony is adjourned.
Michael further explains his nominations.
Okay, so I nominated Jake and Stacey. The reasoning I posted was total bullcrap. Although it is unsaid that people think that I hate Jake for going off on me, my ACTUAL target is Stacey- she has too many friends on the creepers and is sliding through too easily. I tried to milk a deal out of Jake, but I still can't trust him and I am not gonna count on him honoring any sort of deal. Funny guy though.
I am also glad Jake has the replacer. Now I do not have to be the one to choose a replacement nominee--all three of which are my close allies. No matter what happens one of Stacey or Jake should be leaving this week, which is exactly what I want.
The -IDEAL- plan:
1. Veto is NOT used and Stacey goes home
2. Jake DOES NOT win HoH...though he IS the best player. I think I got him to not nominate me next week if he wins, but not gonna rely on that.
3. FINAL 4 = Me, Mike, Eric, Ryan and what do you know, I'm good with all three of them.
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Shit happens.
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I win the game.
I am also glad Jake has the replacer. Now I do not have to be the one to choose a replacement nominee--all three of which are my close allies. No matter what happens one of Stacey or Jake should be leaving this week, which is exactly what I want.
The -IDEAL- plan:
1. Veto is NOT used and Stacey goes home
2. Jake DOES NOT win HoH...though he IS the best player. I think I got him to not nominate me next week if he wins, but not gonna rely on that.
3. FINAL 4 = Me, Mike, Eric, Ryan and what do you know, I'm good with all three of them.
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Shit happens.
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I win the game.
Eric continues to be off in Eric land. (Editor’s Note: But he has magically figured out there is an Asian alliance!!)
So anyway, I have Ryan speaking my words back to me. The bitter people will say I am not a mastermind as I thought I was and that’s fine- I'd be bitter too. I wouldn’t consider myself a puppet master, since I’m not necessarily making them do what I want. Instead it's more of an "INCEPTION" Idea- similar to a ventriloquist but more.
Example: This is what Ryan said to me this morning
My goals are simple, I can't win against Stacey nor Jake therefore they both have to leave.
Now we both know that I have been saying that I can’t beat Stacey and Jake in this game, Stacey has Jay’s vote + this bitter jury, and the same goes with Jake (With Robbie and Jordan). So I should be punished because I took my allies further- yes if I did nothing (like I did towards the beginning) and watched my allies fall onto the jury, then I'd have a good shot at winning too, but those people will never get that far..
I mean how stupid are these people? They buy HOH sits and VETO sits and don't use them- THEY EXPIRE DUMBASS. How stupid are you Stacey- you don't even deserve to be playing this game. What worries me though is that all my allies are now aligned with each other- this means it is important for me to win the FINAL 4 Hoh so I can't vote one out- I'll throw that veto so fast, and it'll be great.
Maybe I’ll have them roll their dice for it if I win that (at least if its Ryan, Mike, Michael).
Let’s just hope there is no Asian alliance that I am not part of. Ryan has to be careful since he already is #3 of my 3 allies in the game. "Know what game you're trying to play." He said that to me- how stupid can he be?
But regardless I think that I will be able to decide what happens here if the noms stay the same
Right now - who do I want gone? I think I might vote differently to screw with everyone’s minds a bit. Honestly- I don't care who goes- the other one needs to go next and that is all I know.
Example: This is what Ryan said to me this morning
My goals are simple, I can't win against Stacey nor Jake therefore they both have to leave.
Now we both know that I have been saying that I can’t beat Stacey and Jake in this game, Stacey has Jay’s vote + this bitter jury, and the same goes with Jake (With Robbie and Jordan). So I should be punished because I took my allies further- yes if I did nothing (like I did towards the beginning) and watched my allies fall onto the jury, then I'd have a good shot at winning too, but those people will never get that far..
I mean how stupid are these people? They buy HOH sits and VETO sits and don't use them- THEY EXPIRE DUMBASS. How stupid are you Stacey- you don't even deserve to be playing this game. What worries me though is that all my allies are now aligned with each other- this means it is important for me to win the FINAL 4 Hoh so I can't vote one out- I'll throw that veto so fast, and it'll be great.
Maybe I’ll have them roll their dice for it if I win that (at least if its Ryan, Mike, Michael).
Let’s just hope there is no Asian alliance that I am not part of. Ryan has to be careful since he already is #3 of my 3 allies in the game. "Know what game you're trying to play." He said that to me- how stupid can he be?
But regardless I think that I will be able to decide what happens here if the noms stay the same
Right now - who do I want gone? I think I might vote differently to screw with everyone’s minds a bit. Honestly- I don't care who goes- the other one needs to go next and that is all I know.
Ryan apologizes for not speaking to Mike more and tells him that if he wins veto he won’t be using it. Mike, of course, has something to add to this conversation too!
So me and Ryan basically agreed not to use the PoV if we won it so we don’t have to worry about Jake putting us up. I don’t know....I don’t think I’d be terribly sad if Ryan was evicted this week. Although I like his "we can’t beat Stacey and Jake in the finals" thing. It’s true. But um yeah, something to think about. And I think this is the first conversation I've had with Ryan where I actually enjoyed him. I’m still surprised even at the final 6!
Mike tries to get Stacey to use her Oops Sorry Veto on Jake, but she refuses, on the grounds that Michael should do his own dirty work. Mike is less than pleased.
So....Stacey once again shows how emotional she is lol. She doesn’t see the benefit of sitting Jake out of this Veto. I think if I explained it to her, she’d probably get it but I’m not gonna push it on her. She’s her own person and it’s her decision. Plus, I don’t care if Jake stays. I think some of his power went out the door with Robbie, so I feel better about him being around. Plus, he doesn’t like Eric's game play so lulz.
Michael is giving Stacey a little more credit.
Stacey is catching on. I didn't have a lie ready for why I nominated her---uh I want you gone doesn't really work too well--- and as much as I say I don't know what I am doing, ha. I think she’s smart enough to know that I am completely BS-ing her. Oops sorry- I bought a lie. She better not win veto. I gave her my 3 DR entries for the veto challenge just for giggles. But hey, I figure that if I give it to everyone else, then it's equal footing again.
Link to the Who Said What veto challenge as the quotes are always fun to read.
sux9bbagrabah.proboards.com/index.cgi?board=courtyard&action=display&thread=427 (Editor’s Note: During the veto everyone marvels at how cruel everyone is, and much laughter is had over the ranking of “hotness.”)
Stacey and Mike try to help each other out on the veto. And Stacey reveals that both marketplace items she has have expired without her using them. Then she flips out about needing the veto and Mike insists he is not with Michael.
Ryan and Michael laugh over their extreme superiority. And bless us with this…
Michael: Stacey will win if she’s final 2.
Ryan: Even though she has also done fuck-all. She's this white girl that all the white boys love.
Michael: LOL + Jay!
Ryan: Oh right, her scandalous interracial lover. Even though he's gay.
Michael: Lol, he’s bi.
Ryan: It makes it even more scandalous.
Michael: Lmao.
Ryan: EVEN MORE scandalous... just choose an orientation already!
Michael: HAHAHHA hilarious! Our chances are looking good.
Results for veto are as follows.
Last Place.
Stacey – 12 – 6:25pm
Fifth Place.
Michael – 12 – 7:33pm, 23rd
Fourth Place.
Jake – 13 – 5:57pm
Third Place.
Eric – 16 – 2:30pm
Second Place.
Ryan – 16 – 5:26pm, 23rd
First Place.
Mike – 17 – 10:39pm, 23rd
Congratulations, MIKE.
After winning veto, Mike tells Eric that he’s going to use it on Stacey. Eric begs him not to as he feels like he’ll be going up in her place. Mike tells him it doesn’t matter who goes up, Jake is going home regardless. They also discuss whether Eric should use his voider. Then Eric goes on to compare the game to Japan, again.
How this game is Japan. We all have our characters:
ME: ALEX (except I’m playing slightly different as Alex was HoH twice and nominated, and I was HoH and never nominated)
MIKE: ERIC (sticking to one ally when pressure from everyone else to put that ally up , or here leave it the same)
STACEY: ANDREW- (Eric's closest ally, who he risks his game saving)
RYAN: BLAKE, the one who Eric pisses off final 6
MICHAEL: DAVID- here is the furthest stretch but the most relating thing is because of the ALEX, BLAKE, DAVID alliance)
So will I lose to mike in the final 2, will Stacey win HoH next week.
ME: ALEX (except I’m playing slightly different as Alex was HoH twice and nominated, and I was HoH and never nominated)
MIKE: ERIC (sticking to one ally when pressure from everyone else to put that ally up , or here leave it the same)
STACEY: ANDREW- (Eric's closest ally, who he risks his game saving)
RYAN: BLAKE, the one who Eric pisses off final 6
MICHAEL: DAVID- here is the furthest stretch but the most relating thing is because of the ALEX, BLAKE, DAVID alliance)
So will I lose to mike in the final 2, will Stacey win HoH next week.
He keeps going too. I have no witty tagline for this because I’m not sure I even understand it. Although he appears to love Mike. (Editor’s Note: Who doesn’t love Mike?
This is interesting here, as I have no put myself in a position where it is impossible for me to go home, the problem with that is I have put myself in a position where I will most definitely have to vote out one of my allies in the upcoming next two weeks.
Looking at the game (assuming Jake Leaves) I have happily put myself in the middle of 2 final 2 alliances
a good position to be in. Throw in the fact that I have 3 FINAL two alliances in that group (and I’ve told all of them they were my first priority OOPS!) and I’m sitting pretty right now. I think me winning HOH might be best for me. Heart vs. head is tough…
Heart is take mike as far as I can, I made my first alliance with him we've known each other for over a year.
Head: go to the final 3 with Michael/Ryan.
It’s tough-idk. Winning HoH and Mike leaving via them could be smart. IDK! It’s tough.
Looking at the game (assuming Jake Leaves) I have happily put myself in the middle of 2 final 2 alliances
a good position to be in. Throw in the fact that I have 3 FINAL two alliances in that group (and I’ve told all of them they were my first priority OOPS!) and I’m sitting pretty right now. I think me winning HOH might be best for me. Heart vs. head is tough…
Heart is take mike as far as I can, I made my first alliance with him we've known each other for over a year.
Head: go to the final 3 with Michael/Ryan.
It’s tough-idk. Winning HoH and Mike leaving via them could be smart. IDK! It’s tough.
Mike takes some time to make his veto decision.
Mike: Alright welcome to the Veto ceremony. I have the decision to make of whether or not to save Stacey or Jake from the block. Do either of you have anything youd like to say before I announce?
*silence*
Mike: This is a hard decision for me, because I feel like I’m damned if I do, damned if I don’t kind of scenarios. At the end of the day, I feel like I have to do what’s best for me in this game. And with that....I have decided to use the PoV on my friend Stacey.
Stacey: THANKS MIKE.
Mike: And per replacer rules, whoever owns that power gets to pick the replacement, so I’ll hand it over to them...whoever you are.
*Jake stands up*
Jake: I have decided to nominate Ryan. Thanks for being a great ally.
*Jake rolls eyes*
Mike: And with that, this ceremony is done!
Mike is less than pleased about both his win and his decision.
UGH. I won the PoV. >.<. I didn’t want to. I purposely tried to fuck up on some of them so I wouldn’t get it right. I should have changed the Ryan ones. Whatever. I basically told Stacey I'd save her, and then told Eric/Ryan I wouldn't use it and put them in danger. Me/Ryan/Eric and Michael had to come to an understanding that we need Jake and Stacey out because they're big threats to win the game at this point. They both have friends on the jury and have played pretty respectable games IMO.
But then I ended up using the Veto, lying to Eric/Ryan. Well...why did I use it? Cause Stacey is totes my BFF in this game and she's on my side. Plus, me saving her makes people think it’s me/her together, and takes the heat off of me/Michael. And since week 2, my goal has always been me/Michael in the end. I don’t care if Ryan's pissed off with me. I know he will do everything in his power to get rid of me next, but it’s just something I have to deal with. With only 6 of us left, I have to think steps ahead and I felt keeping Stacey in was my best bet. I know if she's HoH, I can 100% count on her. I can't do the same with Jake or Ryan.
But then I ended up using the Veto, lying to Eric/Ryan. Well...why did I use it? Cause Stacey is totes my BFF in this game and she's on my side. Plus, me saving her makes people think it’s me/her together, and takes the heat off of me/Michael. And since week 2, my goal has always been me/Michael in the end. I don’t care if Ryan's pissed off with me. I know he will do everything in his power to get rid of me next, but it’s just something I have to deal with. With only 6 of us left, I have to think steps ahead and I felt keeping Stacey in was my best bet. I know if she's HoH, I can 100% count on her. I can't do the same with Jake or Ryan.
Michael isn’t much happier.
Karma is a bitch. I used the veto on Ryan's HoH reign and now I get hit. The world is so funny- and this game doesn't cease to get boring. MIKE of all people used the veto to save STACEY. Ew. Okay, maybe not, for a couple of reasons.
1. Jake is the easy pick to evict for sure now
2. I did not have to nominate someone else, courtesy of Jake. AKA one of MY original nominees goes
3. Mike/Me pair are now not as big of a threat to other people since I have been blindsided by him. I have chosen not to pursue in detail why mike used veto so that I really do have deniability for working with him(word?). Frankly, I don’t really care as long as Jake is out. Hopefully, he is still trustworthy--I am betting he is--and I will still keep him around and forgive him for his lies.
4. Stacey will be my only OBVIOUS enemy left in the game
The [IDEAL] PLAN: Eric voids Stacey's vote and evicts Jake. Mike evicts Jake. Who the fuck cares what Stacey does? Jake is evicted, hopefully where I do not have to tie break. This is the test of real loyalty for Mike. He will follow though.
1. Jake is the easy pick to evict for sure now
2. I did not have to nominate someone else, courtesy of Jake. AKA one of MY original nominees goes
3. Mike/Me pair are now not as big of a threat to other people since I have been blindsided by him. I have chosen not to pursue in detail why mike used veto so that I really do have deniability for working with him(word?). Frankly, I don’t really care as long as Jake is out. Hopefully, he is still trustworthy--I am betting he is--and I will still keep him around and forgive him for his lies.
4. Stacey will be my only OBVIOUS enemy left in the game
The [IDEAL] PLAN: Eric voids Stacey's vote and evicts Jake. Mike evicts Jake. Who the fuck cares what Stacey does? Jake is evicted, hopefully where I do not have to tie break. This is the test of real loyalty for Mike. He will follow though.
More random!
Ryan: You hate cops? Lol what happened?
Mike: Lol hi. I just got my 4th speeding ticket tonight.
Ryan: Omg lol.
Mike: And 2 points away from having my license suspended.
Ryan: Wowwwwww. Time to start driving safer.
Mike: Lol I guess. I just attract cops.
Ryan: Lol what's your ethnic background? Maybe that has something to do with it, haha.
Mike: I’m Italian.
Ryan: Hmm usually that shouldn't attract too much attention...me on the other hand...
Mike: Lol, they’re discriminating against you?
Ryan: Lol, I'm Asian...they think we all can't drive. Though I agree that I fit the stereotype.
Mike: That you guys can’t see over the steering wheel?
Ryan: Haha I suppose...
Mike and Eric have a quick chat about the weird twist Jake’s replacer gives this round, after which Mike has this to say…
Sorry Eric, but if you go home this week, I'll be a very happy person.
(Editor’s Note: Mike has been quoting Honey, Honey with every convo he has with Stacey. I have no idea what this means. And SOS with Michael. I think it’s SOS…)
Mike and Michael talk some what if scenarios! Wooo. All they appear to be overly concerned about is Ryan winning HoH.
Jake tries to save himself.
Jake: I have an idear.
Mike: Alright lol. Let me hear the idea.
Jake: Eric just admitted to me he’s had a f3 with Michael and Ryan and a f2 with Ryan. If you and Stacey lie to him and tell him you’re evicting me he won’t use his void. Or I don’t think he will.
Mike: Interesting. Well, I knew Eric/Ryan, but not the Michael part.
Jake: Yeah seriously though if I leave I’m rooting for you and Stacey all the way. Michael can’t win the next HoH- so Eric/Ryan will do the dirty work for him if they win they are obviously going to nominate you and Stacey.
Mike: I appreciate that. This is really a hard vote because it’s pretty much gonna force sides if you will. Stacey said she wants to keep you but wanted to say something else and then left to go to sleep lol.
Jake: But would you rather go into the sides 2-3 or 3-2.
Mike: I dunno, I don’t like having a side, but I feel like this is where its heading.
Jake: Well whatever you decide to do- that’s a potential plan or idea. I’m already telling Ryan that Stacey is gonna evict me if you do cuz I don’t want sympathy votes. Eric can hold on to that void for another round. It would be smarter for him to hold it and if he thinks ur booting me, he prolly won’t even use it.
Mike: Ugh don’t even factor Eric into anything plz. He’s telling different things to everyone.
Jake: Yeah. But really we have a shot at pulling this off. If he thinks you’re still drinking Eric’s koolaid. Eric and Ryan would nom you and Stacey both anyways, so even if this failed, I go, and the same result would have occurred.
Mike: Yeah Ryan already is pissed off at me.
Jake: Next round regardless since they will nom you.
Mike: Cause I told him I wouldn’t use the Veto if I won it but w/e I don’t care.
Jake: Just tell him, I’m a threat I’ve won 4 things it would be stupid to keep me. Eric’s trying to play martyr to me... like I WANNA SEE WHAT MIKE AND STACEY are gonna do. Yeah so you can use your fucking void -_- lol.
Mike: Lol, I’m not even talking to Eric about this vote. It’s a waste of my time.
Jake: Okie dokies.
Mike doesn’t entirely seem to know what to do.
So.....
Ryan or Jake?
Ryan is pissed off at me for using the PoV. He is definitely gunning for me no matter what. Should there be a tie vote and he's HoH next round, I think he'd definitely send me out even over someone like Stacey, who's a big threat to win this game. While Jake isn’t 100% my ally, I do feel like he trusts me and likes me a lot more than he used to, and I don't think I'm his immediate target.
Unfortunately for Jake, he’s close to my ally Stacey. If she’s in a position where she has to pick between us, who does she pick? If I keep Ryan, I feel like I'm still her #1 and she'll continue to work with me. I think Jake is also a lot better at competitions than Ryan, and Jake also has friends on the jury. Who wouldn't vote for Jake at this point? I think he's played a brilliant all-around game. He'd definitely have my vote.
Michael wants Jake gone too. So far, he’s been my #1 in this game since early on. While I don’t think hed be extremely pissed if Jake stayed, I do think Jake staying hurts him because Jake has told me he's not a Michael fan and Jake thinks me/Michael are together so we could potentially be in danger. If Ryan stays, he'll target me/Stacey before Michael, and Michael has a double vote which could come into play next round and help us out. What to do....what to do....what to do....
Ryan or Jake?
Ryan is pissed off at me for using the PoV. He is definitely gunning for me no matter what. Should there be a tie vote and he's HoH next round, I think he'd definitely send me out even over someone like Stacey, who's a big threat to win this game. While Jake isn’t 100% my ally, I do feel like he trusts me and likes me a lot more than he used to, and I don't think I'm his immediate target.
Unfortunately for Jake, he’s close to my ally Stacey. If she’s in a position where she has to pick between us, who does she pick? If I keep Ryan, I feel like I'm still her #1 and she'll continue to work with me. I think Jake is also a lot better at competitions than Ryan, and Jake also has friends on the jury. Who wouldn't vote for Jake at this point? I think he's played a brilliant all-around game. He'd definitely have my vote.
Michael wants Jake gone too. So far, he’s been my #1 in this game since early on. While I don’t think hed be extremely pissed if Jake stayed, I do think Jake staying hurts him because Jake has told me he's not a Michael fan and Jake thinks me/Michael are together so we could potentially be in danger. If Ryan stays, he'll target me/Stacey before Michael, and Michael has a double vote which could come into play next round and help us out. What to do....what to do....what to do....
In the following conversation Ryan and Michael “decide that everyone is racist.”
Ryan: Anyway, are you talking to Jake?
Michael: No LOL! I think he hates me. I’m scared haha.
Ryan: LOL!
Michael: Should I talk to him?
Ryan: I dunno, if you want? I don't care.
Michael: Lol, lately I have been talking to you, Robbie and Mike.
Ryan: Robbie hates me. Jordan hates me. Jay is ok with me. The whole fucking jury will rip me apart. I'm scared lol.
Michael: Uhhhh, Jay hates me. Jordan DESPISES me. Robbie hates me.
Ryan: Why does jay hate you?!? LOL!
Michael: Because I evicted him. Aka I lied to him.
Ryan: HAHAHA EVERYONE IS RACIST!!
Michael: LOL Asian Racist, at that!
Ryan: Ok, I'm actually laughing at how ridiculous this is that we're hated by everyone.
Michael: Jake hates me. Eric prolly hates me secretly.
Ryan: Robbie doesn't hate you, he gave you his money.
Michael: Stacey....who knows lol.
Ryan: He hates you the least out of everyone in this game. I've nominated Stacey and Mike... they hate me.
Michael: Obviously...but only by "default." We FAIL lol. I actually thought this game was gonna let me meet new people/friends.
Ryan: If you nominate Stacey and Jake, I'm voting Stacey. HAHAHA DREAM ON!
Michael: Lol, yeah too late. The only people who MIGHT not hate me are all pre-jury.
Ryan: One of my "best friends", Robbie, suddenly hates me and I didn't even evict him! I was on the block too!
Michael: I know…it was NOT your fault. I know someone who doesn’t hate me -- Alex LOL!
Ryan: Oh coincidentally the only other Asian. Conclusion: everyone is racist.
Michael: LOLOLOL! I’m dying here hahaha.
Ryan: Like I honestly can't believe we're so despised!
Eric tells Mike he’s going to use his voider.
Eric: I think I’m gonna void Stacey’s. It distances us. If I don’t use it, it means I’m confident in your vote and they might figure it out.
Mike: Alright, sounds good.
Jake’s final plea…
Mike: But yeah, I’m not gonna lie. I don’t think it’s looking good for you.
Jake: Why? =/ lol.
Mike: I dunno. I trust you more than Ryan and I think he’s definitely gunning for me, but I think you’re a bigger threat than he is end-game wise.
Jake: I have 1 vote on the jury. Jordan. Robbie hates me. You can even ask Stacey. He gave Michael all his money to spite me. I would understand if you booted me at final four or three... but final five…you’re gonna walk into the next HoH 2-2. If I’m still here its gonna be 3-1. We’d only have to beat Eric. and I’m not gonna nominate yourself or Stacey.
Mike: I completely believe you. Let’s say Eric does win and it’s you/me up there.I don’t know if I have Stacey or Michael’s vote.
Jake: Michael has a double vote, he would evict Stacey.
Mike: I’m not positive on that especially since I’ve been told like a lot of shit I didn’t know about him. Not just from you/Robbie, but pretty much everyone now.
Jake: Michael knows he can’t beat Stacey. Eric told me after the veto competition Stacey would have been evicted had the noms stayed the same and that he couldn’t vote to keep me over Ryan though.
Mike: Yeah he told me he wanted Stacey out, but Eric has been making deals with everyone so that’s why I don’t put any stock in what he says.
Jake: I think he would have evicted Stacey. You know you would stay if you were nominated against me or Stacey. If I’m not there, Stacey gets off the block, your fucked.
Jake: Idk, there are more advantages to keeping me then Ryan. If Ryan isn’t evicted now, he’s the goat, everyone’s gonna want to be with him in the final 2.
Mike: I guess I’m thinking more long-term than short-term, because like I said, I trust you. You’ve never lied to me so I believe your word is good and if Ryan stays and wins HoH, then yeah I made a stupid move.
Jake: If Eric wins too. If you keep me, in addition to not nominating you, if you are nominated against Stacey, I will take you off the block if I win it. You’d have a 2/5 chance, as opposed to a 1/5.
Mike: If you win HoH, F4 Veto, F3 HoH, then I made a bad move. That’s how I’m kind of looking at this
Jake: Mike what are the odds of that...
Mike: Dude it could happen.
Jake: The same thing could happen with Michael.
Mike: You’re a lot better at competitions than most of us. Probably all of us actually.
Jake: He’s just as strong as me, and he would annihilate you in the finals.
Mike: How do I know Michael would take me?
Jake: Well then why wouldn’t you wanna keep me, because I would take you.
Mike: I don’t want you to have to make that promise dude
Jake: You have saved my life like twice, well this would be twice. Who do you really think you’re going up against in the end? If you think you can beat Stacey you’re high…
Mike: I don’t know if I can beat anyone here. I’m not thinking F2. I’m just thinking of what could happen if either of you stay.
Jake: Lol, yes you are cause you are afraid I’ll win every competition and get there. I might be a threat, but I’m not a threat to you.
Mike: I can see the HoH, F4 Veto, F3 HOH scenario with you. I can’t see that with Ryan and like I said, if he wins HoH tonight, then I fucked up big time
Jake: You’re thinking way to long term. There is no logic in keeping Ryan, none. You’re cutting your odds at everything down 1 peg. If I’m there, they are gonna want me out, not you, so I’m an additional buffer. I would take you to the end, Ryan is not gonna take you to the end. I won a competition that was given to me, a veto you threw to me, lol. I’m not the biggest threat here challenge wise. A LUCK COMPETITION I wasn’t even paying attention to. - I did win the unscramble, so yes if every challenge till the end is unscrambling I’m a threat rofl.
Mike: Anyone can win these competitions. They’re random. I’m not really concerned about that.
Jake: Lol then if that’s case, Ryan could too... and he’s not gonna help you. So am I going yes/no?
Mike: I voted for you. Sorry man.
Jake: You are a dumbass lol. Bye. I’m gonna laugh when you’re out this next round.
Mike: Lol, thanks.
Is it enough? Let’s find out!
Host Lilly: In any case, welcome to your ninth eviction. Jake vs. Ryan. And, just to let you know, a voider was used at this eviction, so only two votes ended up counting. On to questions, hi Jakey.
Jake: Hey sexy can I get cho digits.
Host Lilly: You got my digits. You say you know the result, so what is the result...and why do you think it's so?
Jake: I know I'm being evicted, due to lack of intelligence on Mike's part. But that’s okay. I just want to say that. Thanks to Ryan S, good game, I hope all of your final 2 alliances take you to the end. Stacey you’re not fooling anyone. I know you’re trying to make it look like you were not involved in this decision. Eric how your still here, I have no fucking idea, but damn your good. I have never seen the prison bitch strategy actually work. Mike, ding dong, you'll be joining me very soon and Michael you have played an absolutely flawless game and I will vote for you to win against anyone here. The End.
Host Lilly: Thank you Jake.
Host Lilly: Hi Ryan.
Ryan: Hello
Host Lilly: How's it feel to be on the block for like the eighth time?
Ryan: Constantly being in danger means I can't relax. And it means I have to rely on the bonds that I've built with others in order to survive week after week.
Host Lilly: Thanks Ryan.
Host Lilly: Mr. Mike.
Mike: Hello.
Host Lilly: You won veto and removed Stacey, was that your plan all along?
Jake: Yes. The end.
Stacey: Jake shuddup.
Host Lilly: You are not Mike, Jakey.
Mike: It was a decision I had in the back of my mind, yes. If that answers your question, done.
Host Lilly: Hi Michael.
Michael: Yo.
Host Lilly: You were HoH this round, is Jake vs. Ryan what you envisioned this round culminating in?
Michael: No. I have no idea what's going on.
Stacey: Hi Lilly!
Host Lilly: And Stacey!
Jake: Stacey, which gay male haven’t you been aligned with besides Mike?
Host Lilly: Jake shut up!
Stacey: You, actually
Host Lilly: You've been removed from the block more than once...is this luck or do you plan this out?
Stacey: Total luck. I’m just lucky that people are willing to put their neck out there to save me.
Ryan: It would so benefit you more to show that your strategic acumen with this question.
Stacey : Pardon? I don’t even get what that means
Jake: Yes Ryan, bust out acumen.
Stacey: And I don’t need you to tell me how to play the game, Ryan, thanks.
Host Lilly: Thank you Stacey.
Host Lilly: Eric!
Host Lilly: You're the only person left that hasn't been nominated, how does that feel?
Eric : Good and scary. It means no one has been targeting me, but it seems like a lot of these people, Robbie/Jordan, all leave after the first time, so you know it’s scary.
Host Lilly: Thank you Eric.
Host Lilly: And without further ado....the votes.
Jake: By a vote of 2000-0.
Host Lilly: IN A VOTE OF 2-0
Host Lilly: JAKE…
Jake: I’M MELTING! OH WHAT A WORLD!
Host Lilly: You have been evicted from BB Agrabah.
Jake: WHAT A WORLD! WHAT A WORLD! *collapses into a puddle*
Host Lilly: I will leave your housemate's goodbyes in your diary room and then I will need you to leave your final words.
Jake: Good luck everyone, seriously good game.
Host Lilly: Thank you for playing! As for the rest of you, you have 45 minutes until your next HoH.
Jake: And thank you Lilly and Alex I had a really fun time. K bye.