Post by Genie Lilly on Jul 27, 2010 22:50:36 GMT -5
Last time in Agrabah…
• Jay and Travis continued their epic battle.
• All hell broke loose when Jordan won HoH and nominated his former allies, Stacey and Ray.
• Ray couldn’t compete with Stacey’s likability and became the second person evicted.
Stacey can’t seem to decide if Ray leaving was good or bad.
As usual this challenge was a complete clusterfuck. Even more so this time since we usually do this as a non-live 24 hour challenge because it makes blowing up the bombs easier. The basic premise is like hot potato; two threads, “bombs,” that are set to go off at predetermined times. Whoever has the bomb when it goes off is out of the competition.
One other thing was unique about this challenge. First place would be HoH and nominate two people, while the runner up would be vice HoH and nominate one.
Robbie strikes up a deal with Jay during HoH, don’t give the bomb to him or Jake and give it to Chad, Mike and Michael. Jay agrees. In the end Robbie prevailed, with Jay as his co-HoH.
Michael is pleased with his performance.
Jake is not pleased about how the HoH went down.
Mike is incredibly nervous, despite Robbie’s apologies for tossing the bomb to him.
Robbie and Eric strike up a deal; they are “good” in each other’s “books,” based on the fact that they have played together before. Jay announces to the house that he is going to inject a little bit of BB UK into BB Agrabah by allowing the houseguests to nominate his nominee. Eric is annoyed by Jay’s after HoH antics.
Jake, too thinks Jay’s request is stupid.
(Editor’s Note: I’m 95% sure Jay is not an alias. Just thought I’d point that out.)
Jay explains his request.
Robbie and Jordan agree they like each other. And while Robbie says Jordan is a threat based on his nominations the prior round, he doesn’t seem too inclined to nominate him. He doesn’t, however, make any promises. Jordan seems to think he’ll be up regardless.
House nominees are in! Travis nominates Chad because he seems boring. Mike nominates Travis because of how he treated Jay. Chad nominates Jake because he’s not as funny as he thinks. Steven nominates Travis because he doesn’t seem invested in the game and because of Jay’s “problem” with him. Eric nominates Stacey because…um I don’t know, read this:
Eric: Stacey. She was already nominated so one person (Jordan) should pick her. She had two votes. So 2 more might pick her, therefore, since I'm trying to save myself…even though she's a sweetheart.
Jake nominates Steven because he is boring. Jordan nominates Eric because he feels he is highly intelligent. (Editor’s Note: I feel this is sarcastic.) Michael nominates Ryan because he’s hard to talk to. Ryan nominates Chad because he’s indecisive. Stacey nominates Travis but there’s no convo so I don’t know why.
Mike and Robbie talk. This is entertaining.
Robbie: Well like, I complimented him and said he looked cute in a pic and his response was "uhm, thanks?"
Mike: What the hell?!
Robbie: That didn’t sit well with me. You’re a professional dancer that works for Disney…I DON'T NEED TO ASK IF YOU'RE GAY!
*They laugh*
Mike: You know more about him than I do!
Robbie: Yeah and I still don’t like him. I know more about him then I do you, quite frankly. Your name is Mike...
Mike: I live in south Florida. I’m gay too, does that help?
Robbie: No. ::nommed::
Robbie: I’m sure were all gay probably. Oh jk Ryan isn’t.
Robbie: HOLA AMIGO guys. Welcome to the third nomination ceremony. Now before I pull the first key, I want you all to know that these nominees weren’t really all that difficult for me to come up with. Some of you are clearly putting more effort into getting to know me personally, and that is solely what I must base this decision on. That being said...let’s get started.
TRAVIS, you are safe.
STACEY, you are safe.
RYAN, you are safe.
MIKE, you are safe.
JORDAN, you are safe.
JAKE, you are safe.
STEVEN, you are safe.
ERIC, you are safe.
I have chosen to nominate you CHAD and you MICHAEL. (ironically, irl, my best friend Michael is dating a guy named Chad...the more you know) Anyways, Michael, Out of everyone in this game, you have approached me the least. I know communication is a two way street but I really feel as though we just aren’t at the same level as I feel I am with the others in the game. Chad. Something about you just rubs me the wrong way. I don’t know if you’re arrogant or what, but ever since our first conversation, I haven’t really WANTED to get to know you more. This is a problem I'd either like resolved by you and I talking it out, or fixed by you getting evicted. Either way it’s dirt off my shoulders. I wish the absolutely best of luck to you guys at the veto competition and may the best man win.
Jay: Hey everyone, it’s that time of the game again, nominations. As Vice HoH I was allowed to nominate one person to join Robbie's two nominees, I wanted to add a bit of Big Brother UK into the game. I hope people took this as a bit of fun and didn't think I was being too serious. After all this is our house and our decision. The housemate nominated this week, is...Travis, best of luck to all nominees
Robbie offers Travis this: I just wanted to say I had no idea Jay was going to nominate you and I don’t agree with his choice and I think it’s stupid and I hope you stay. Then they bitch about Jay for a while and Robbie tells Travis he won’t lie to him, but he doesn’t know what’s gonna happen.
Travis shares his thoughts on Ryan.
Chad is surprised that Robbie finds him arrogant and apologizes to Mike if he seemed so, stating that he was “shocked” to hear he came off that way.
Jay and Travis’ tentative truce appears to have been broken. This time they’re fighting about how they think the other one is a liar and Jay thinks Travis assumes too much and Travis thinks Jay is unfair and yay run on sentence. Here’s an excerpt for your viewing pleasure.
Jay: Oh you’re going all mystic on me.
Travis: I am learning a lot about your personality and yeah, I know a lot about Gemini rising.
Jay: I'm glad, you learn all you want.
Travis: Which you are, they are just known for blowing smoke up others asses.
Jay: Why not try actually adding and talking to people? It’s a quicker way of getting to know them, than reading their astrology.
Travis: And lying so hard that they even start to believe it, they are the type that can stump lie detector tests, because they convince themselves its truth. You know, change their reality.
Jay: Did your mystic globe tell you that?
Travis: I do talk to most people, but talking to you is just too hard. You are too sensitive and take everything out of context. It’s tiresome and annoying.
Jay: I'm sure.
Travis: Good. At least you have some concept of what I am talking about then?
Jay: Yeah, I just zone out from time to time from your bore-fest of a conversation. Can we talk about more risings please? That’s awfully interesting.
Jay runs off to blow off some steam.
Travis isn’t going to let him get off the hook that easily. Either Travis wants to seriously irritate Jay or he really just wants to be able to talk to him. I can’t tell. More excerpts!
Jay: I don't want to talk to you
Travis: Then don’t. I want to talk to you, so I am. I kinda do what I want.
Jay: I've always been brought up with the mentality that it’s rude not to reply back.
Travis: Oh okay, bummer. So do you have to reply to this?
Jay: Yes.
Travis: Interesting. So if you don’t want to look rude you respond, correct?
Jay: Not want to look rude, don’t want to be rude.
Travis: Cool. So what time is it in England?
Jay: 7am.
Travis: Early. Well I’ll let you begin your day, good luck. Your horoscope is interesting to say the least. I’m going to head to bed I think, good night.
Jay: Night.
Jay runs off again and goes on for days about how annoying Travis is, then he blesses us with his opinions on the rest of the cast.
Mike thanks Jay for not nominating him and Jay reveals that even though Travis had the most house votes, it wasn’t by a lot. Travis has asked Eric to be his partner for veto. Eric is none too thrilled.
Travis reveals that he wasn’t entirely thrilled either.
Mike and Jay talk about how confusing the game is. And apparently Chad doesn’t like Jake and Robbie doesn’t like Chad. Then the unthinkable happens…JAY STARTS A CONVERSATION WITH TRAVIS!!!!
Jay: Best of luck for POV, it looks like you did well.
Travis: Thanks man, you too. I’m still nervous though.
Jay: I think you did well.
Travis: Well thanks.
Jay: No worries.
Travis: Any idea how many points you got? I didn’t even think to count.
Jay: Same, was rushing to get them on time that counting was the last thing on my mind.
Jay tries to figure out who will partner with who and laments the backlash to his way of nominating someone.
Eric admits he’s playing everyone. He also declares his mini alliance is official. (Editor’s Note: That’d be his alliance with Mike and Steven.)
Jordan reveals why he wanted to partner with Chad.
For the veto we brought back everyone’s favorite challenge! Candid Camera! Premise? Take pictures of yourself doing ridiculous things that we come up with. Such things this season were: picture of you eating pie with only your mouth, picture of you hopping (must be in the air) and picture of you with yours or someone else's name written on a body part with a sharpie.
The pairs were as follows: Robbie/Jake, Ryan/Steven, Jay/Stacey, Travis/Eric, Jordan/Chad and Mike/Michael.
Robbie/Jake and Ryan/Steven came in dead last, both with zero points. Michael/Mike followed with 7 points. Chad/Jordan came in third with 196 points. (Editor’s Note: this is impressive as Chad was the only one who posted.) Travis/Eric couldn’t cut it with 280 points (Editor’s Note: also impressive since Eric did very little), giving Jay/Stacey the win at 335.
Stacey and Jay debate who to take off the block. They want to take off Chad to ensure Travis going, but fear upsetting Robbie.
Robbie tells Mike the shit will hit the fan if Jay takes Chad off the block. He even goes as far as saying he will threaten him. Plus this little gem.
Mike : Yeah, why doesn’t he just take down Michael and let those two fight it out?
Robbie: Because I think Jay is part retard.
*Mike collapses into a fit of giggles*
Mike: You’re too much man.
Robbie: Chad vs. Travis would be fun to watch go down!
In the end, Stacey and Jay fear Robbie’s wrath and remove Michael. Then they commiserate over how much of a dick Robbie is. (Editor’s note: And yet he got his way…just sayin.) Chad is still a little optimistic about staying.
Travis admires Robbie’s HoH reign.
Robbie writes a novel.
Stacey sees his novel and raises it a rant.
Travis feels that befriending Stacey may be a lost cause.
Chad tells Jay that Jordan didn’t participate in the veto at all and wonders if, perhaps, he was sabotaged. I love this. That is all.
Chad: I am really not trying to flirt to influence anything but I want to show you a picture from my shoot today.
Jay: Sorry, just talking to Stacey, won't be long.
Chad (03:29:22): No big deal.
Chad (03:56:02): P.S. I am not mad that I am still nominated.
(Editor’s Note: See the timestamps here? Lololol)
Jay: Sorry Chad ...it just felt like the best thing to do.
Chad: It’s okay. I promise.
Robbie explains to Chad that it was rude of him to say “um thank you” instead of “thank you” when told he was hot. Chad’s thoughts on this: Really because I didn’t say thank you!
Michael is off laughing to himself.
Jordan reveals the real reason why he didn’t help Chad.
After being gone for a couple days, Jake returns to find Robbie pissed.
Robbie's mad I didn't help with veto. Robbie's mad at Jay and Stacey for trying to keep Chad. Robbie's mad because there are carpet fibers floating in the air. I love angry Robbie.
So I am out of the loop and go to Stacey to find out what the eviction is shaping up like and I could tell she was trying to angle me into keeping CHAD, but she would only keep him, IF I DID, since we might be able to sway the votes...I don't think that is the BEST idea persay. I think if Chad stays I will be nominated alongside Robbie and I would be evicted. I would just rather not deal with that.
Robbie goes on the warpath to Jay.
Robbie: You are dividing the rest of them Jay...I’m not campaigning one little bit about this because I’m more then confident that Chad will be the one evicted and another thing...even if I were to go around campaigning, the last thing I would do is throw your name into the mix. I don’t do that to friends so your motives right now are pissing me off
Jay: I don't have any motives, I respected your decision enough to not want to screw what you had planned. I kept Chad on the block on the basis that it was fair to you, you didn't like Chad and I didn't like Travis. So it was fair, and that was done because I consider you as a friend. IF people are asking what I think, I'm going to tell them what I think, I can't see that being a problem frankly.
Jay apologizes and they kiss and make up. Ryan asks Eric not to vote out Travis. Eric is entirely conflicted about what to do.
Travis is trying to sort out the fuckbuddys.
Jay realizes that keeping Chad on the block wasn’t in his best interest.
Jordan breaks down his relationships with everyone in the house.
Mike is confident he knows what’s going to happen at the eviction ceremony.
Ryan has his own opinion on the vote.
(Editor’s Note: That is my favorite quote of pretty much everything I’ve read so far.)
Host SIR SULTAN SIR SULTAN ALEX: Good evening houseguests.
Jay: Evening Julie.
Host SIR SULTAN SIR SULTAN ALEX: And welcome to the THIRD eviction here in Agrabah.
Steven: Evening y'all.
Host SIR SULTAN SIR SULTAN ALEX: Steven, good evenin. Now being stuck in this house, you may not know, but Uruguay was ELIMINATED FROM THE WORLD CUP THIS AFTERNOON. How does that make you feel?
Steven: Well, I feel happy because they played an amazing game, made the top 4, have an apporunity to be at least 3rd place, and they beat South Korea earlier.
Host SIR SULTAN SIR SULTAN ALEX: I see. Thank you Steven.
Host SIR SULTAN SIR SULTAN ALEX: Stacey. Good evening. Are you enjoying being the only female in this house? Do you feel you've meshed with the other boys?
Stacey: YA I LOVE BOYS and I can be a boy too. I was a cub scout. So I believe that like I can roll with da boys. And I do have a 3 inch peen so whatever.
Host SIR SULTAN SIR SULTAN ALEX: Thanks Stacey.
Host SIR SULTAN SIR SULTAN ALEX: Jordan good evening.
Jordan: Hello SIR SULTAN SIR SULTAN ALEX.
Host SIR SULTAN SIR SULTAN ALEX: Last round you were in for quite a ride. How have you handled it this week?
Jordan: Last week was entertaining to say the least. This week has been much more laid back. Especially since I was gone all weekend and basically missed everything.
Host SIR SULTAN SIR SULTAN ALEX: Thanks Jordan.
Host SIR SULTAN SIR SULTAN ALEX: Hello Jay.
Jay: Hi SIR SULTAN SIR SULTAN ALEXandra.
Host SIR SULTAN SIR SULTAN ALEX: You won Vice HoH and co-veto this round. Kinda seeing a trend with Ray's and Jordan's wins in previous week. Do you feel you will be seen as a threat now? Why or why not?
Jay: I don't think I'll be seen as much of a threat, because I don't think people think it means much being vice HoH or co winning ... but we'll see.
Host SIR SULTAN SIR SULTAN ALEX: Robbie congratulations on winning HoH. Have these people made a good impression on you so far? Why or why not?
Robbie: Yes and no....most everyone is at least nice but I mean there’s obviously a lot of shade going around.
Host SIR SULTAN SIR SULTAN ALEX: Michael. Hey. How did you feel after you got saved from the veto? What do you think was the cause of it?
Michael: Very surprised so Idk, but thanks Jay and Stacey.
Host SIR SULTAN SIR SULTAN ALEX: Travis. Second place in veto. You came so close. How did you feel?
Travis: Well man, it was a really fun challenge. If it had been something like "hold the button" or a Posting War, I would have been more bummed, but at least I had fun and I got some kinda neat new pics!
Host SIR SULTAN SIR SULTAN ALEX: Chad. Are you nervous being up against Travis tonight?
Chad: I actually am less nervous about whether I stay or go, I know I am out so I don't really care what the hell happens. Robbie knew what he was doing in getting rid of me though I will say that being evicted because I was told I was attractive and didn't say thank you is a bit of bullshit hope you guys have fun.
Host SIR SULTAN SIR SULTAN ALEX: Thanks Chad.
Host SIR SULTAN SIR SULTAN ALEX: Eric. Good evening. The marketplace opens up tonight. What are your thoughts on it?
Eric: I think it’s gonna be a place where you can buy something such as making someone sit out of veto, making someone sit out of HoH , or cancelling a vote.
Host SIR SULTAN SIR SULTAN ALEX: Ryan you do you think money will be of an importance in the coming rounds?
Ryan: Yes, I think the marketplace will be incredibly important. Important items could be sold that could drastically change voting strategies.
Host SIR SULTAN SIR SULTAN ALEX: Mike. Viewer’s question. Cut or uncut?
Mike: TEEHEE*gigglegiggle* at this question. Definitely cut. Uncut is disgusting and you should be hanged for being uncut.
Steven: Cut or uncut grass? What?
Jake: SIR SULTAN SIR SULTAN ALEX you are not helping your 'straight' image.
Host SIR SULTAN SIR SULTAN ALEX: SOMEONE ASKED!
Host SIR SULTAN SIR SULTAN ALEX: Jake. Why do you hate questions when you always want to be asked questions?
Jake: I hate them because you’re fat.
Host SIR SULTAN SIR SULTAN ALEX: By a vote of 7-1 [CHAD] you are evicted from the big brother house.
Steven: Bye Chad.
Jay: Aww, bye Chad.
Eric: Bye Chad.
Jordan: Bye Chad.
Mike: Bye Chadwick
Jake: Bye Chad, you’re hot, but I evicted you anyway
Michael: Bye Chad.
Travis: Bye Chadly!
Chad: Peace out bitch!
And with that, we move onto the fast forward round. Stay tuned, it’s a crazy, crazy ride!
• Jay and Travis continued their epic battle.
• All hell broke loose when Jordan won HoH and nominated his former allies, Stacey and Ray.
• Ray couldn’t compete with Stacey’s likability and became the second person evicted.
Stacey can’t seem to decide if Ray leaving was good or bad.
Ray left. SHOCKING? Well, I mean…he kinda had me going there for a moment. Just because he’s so cocky that I honestly believed that maybe he did have the votes?
But it was 5-2, bitchessss. Travis and Steven voted me, W/ES. I am kinda sad to see Ray leave just because he is really funny and cute…and another good thing about him is how he’s so strong and he was on my side, so that def was good. But him being gone is prob…a good thing. I didn’t want it to happen YETTT. But it’s okay. I can cope. I hope, anyway.
Jay and I made a F2, yayay. I love Jay. I trust him the most out of anyone here. So I was really happy to see him and Robbie win HoH last week! I knew I was auto safe.
‘Cept Jake and I got into a little fight. Well not a fight as much as it was like a ruffle? Is that another word for a fight? Or is that just what chickens’ feathers do? He basically told me that I was wrong for wanting Jordan out just because Jordan isn’t inactive. And he wants the inactive out (I.e.- Steven, Eric?) That’s all fine and dandy, CEPT for the fact that I just left a fucking big brother game that Jake voted me out of OVER AN INACTIVE. So don’t you dare try to feed me that shit. Jake is obv. just with Jordan and didn’t want to lose him.
I HATE HOW SELFISH PEOPLE ARE. I SHOULD BE THE ONLY ONE IN THE GAME THAT GETS WHAT THEY WANT, DAMMIT.
So the noms ended up being Chad/Michael from Robbie and Travis from Jake. I really want Travis to leave because I feel like he would come after Jake and I first. Robbie is really stubborn though, so we’ll see. He’ll prob get what he wants. -_-
Mister Jay picked me for veto, yay. It’s the photo challenge, which I think I’ve done a fair 15 times in my ORG career now. It’s pretty much the only challenge I’m good at because I don’t mind embarrassing myself, lmao. So I’m sure we will do well.
P.s. I won SUX8, JUST TO LET U KNOW. (Since Lilly didn’t finish eps, and she’s making eps for this one. SO KEEP THAT IN THX.)
But it was 5-2, bitchessss. Travis and Steven voted me, W/ES. I am kinda sad to see Ray leave just because he is really funny and cute…and another good thing about him is how he’s so strong and he was on my side, so that def was good. But him being gone is prob…a good thing. I didn’t want it to happen YETTT. But it’s okay. I can cope. I hope, anyway.
Jay and I made a F2, yayay. I love Jay. I trust him the most out of anyone here. So I was really happy to see him and Robbie win HoH last week! I knew I was auto safe.
‘Cept Jake and I got into a little fight. Well not a fight as much as it was like a ruffle? Is that another word for a fight? Or is that just what chickens’ feathers do? He basically told me that I was wrong for wanting Jordan out just because Jordan isn’t inactive. And he wants the inactive out (I.e.- Steven, Eric?) That’s all fine and dandy, CEPT for the fact that I just left a fucking big brother game that Jake voted me out of OVER AN INACTIVE. So don’t you dare try to feed me that shit. Jake is obv. just with Jordan and didn’t want to lose him.
I HATE HOW SELFISH PEOPLE ARE. I SHOULD BE THE ONLY ONE IN THE GAME THAT GETS WHAT THEY WANT, DAMMIT.
So the noms ended up being Chad/Michael from Robbie and Travis from Jake. I really want Travis to leave because I feel like he would come after Jake and I first. Robbie is really stubborn though, so we’ll see. He’ll prob get what he wants. -_-
Mister Jay picked me for veto, yay. It’s the photo challenge, which I think I’ve done a fair 15 times in my ORG career now. It’s pretty much the only challenge I’m good at because I don’t mind embarrassing myself, lmao. So I’m sure we will do well.
P.s. I won SUX8, JUST TO LET U KNOW. (Since Lilly didn’t finish eps, and she’s making eps for this one. SO KEEP THAT IN THX.)
As usual this challenge was a complete clusterfuck. Even more so this time since we usually do this as a non-live 24 hour challenge because it makes blowing up the bombs easier. The basic premise is like hot potato; two threads, “bombs,” that are set to go off at predetermined times. Whoever has the bomb when it goes off is out of the competition.
One other thing was unique about this challenge. First place would be HoH and nominate two people, while the runner up would be vice HoH and nominate one.
Robbie strikes up a deal with Jay during HoH, don’t give the bomb to him or Jake and give it to Chad, Mike and Michael. Jay agrees. In the end Robbie prevailed, with Jay as his co-HoH.
Michael is pleased with his performance.
Lost the HoH on purpose again, claiming that I didn't see that I had the bomb. There's no need for me to take power so early and cause unnecessary trouble. Hopefully I get lucky again and float through nominations, because if I am off the block on the first nomination, then I am safe for the round.
Jake is not pleased about how the HoH went down.
Ray left which was funny to me because of how confident he was that he was safe- he was only backed by 2 people who have no idea what they are doing aka Michael and Steve. The next head of household was bombastic LITERALLY LOLZZZ AT MY PUN.
It was hot potato with bombs, which if that wasn't a clusterfuck enough, you guys go and make 2 bombs going on simultaneously which...just ew. My strategy for the competition was to make sure either myself, Jay, or Robbie won so I watched one thread and they watched the other.
One by one these bitches got caught- and then- CHAD starts throwing the bombs at me which- he was the only one to do so the entire game just let me add…after I told him I would not nominate him- which big mistake you stupid ass. You eliminated me and let Robbie win HoH and um, ROBBIE WANTS YOU GONE, so I am happy that his ass will be planted in one of the two nomination chairs. *SQUEALS WITH GLEE*.
The HoH results were the best possible results I could have asked for. In addition to Robbie winning HoH, Jay got second place and won Vice HoH which allows him to put up ONE nominee. I got fourth, but yeah, at least I should be safe this week and I am only 2 silly evictions from making my FIRST GOAL of being a juror.
It was hot potato with bombs, which if that wasn't a clusterfuck enough, you guys go and make 2 bombs going on simultaneously which...just ew. My strategy for the competition was to make sure either myself, Jay, or Robbie won so I watched one thread and they watched the other.
One by one these bitches got caught- and then- CHAD starts throwing the bombs at me which- he was the only one to do so the entire game just let me add…after I told him I would not nominate him- which big mistake you stupid ass. You eliminated me and let Robbie win HoH and um, ROBBIE WANTS YOU GONE, so I am happy that his ass will be planted in one of the two nomination chairs. *SQUEALS WITH GLEE*.
The HoH results were the best possible results I could have asked for. In addition to Robbie winning HoH, Jay got second place and won Vice HoH which allows him to put up ONE nominee. I got fourth, but yeah, at least I should be safe this week and I am only 2 silly evictions from making my FIRST GOAL of being a juror.
Mike is incredibly nervous, despite Robbie’s apologies for tossing the bomb to him.
We ended up losing Ray. I’m very...um....kind of saddened. Ray was one of the few people here who didn’t annoy the hell out of me. I genuinely thought he was a chill guy and I never felt that he was arrogant. It sucks he's gone because I really feel like he could win competitions and take some bitches out. I also think he could have remained a target, whereas Stacey can now go under the radar and hide it out.
When Robbie won HoH, I was like FUCK. I’m totes going up. He eliminated me pretty early on in the HoH competition. I felt a little good when Jay won because I figured we were pretty close. We’re allies. He’ll do good by me and not put me up. I didn’t really know what kind of approach to take with Robbie. We have such a...strained relationship. I know he doesn’t really trust me so it'll definitely be interesting.
When Robbie won HoH, I was like FUCK. I’m totes going up. He eliminated me pretty early on in the HoH competition. I felt a little good when Jay won because I figured we were pretty close. We’re allies. He’ll do good by me and not put me up. I didn’t really know what kind of approach to take with Robbie. We have such a...strained relationship. I know he doesn’t really trust me so it'll definitely be interesting.
Robbie and Eric strike up a deal; they are “good” in each other’s “books,” based on the fact that they have played together before. Jay announces to the house that he is going to inject a little bit of BB UK into BB Agrabah by allowing the houseguests to nominate his nominee. Eric is annoyed by Jay’s after HoH antics.
Jay is an idiot- he wants strategy from everyone well I’m gonna give him my strategy, but not exactly- he wants to see who is aligned- and would use this against people - such an idiot; such an idiot.
Anyway- Robbie guaranteed my safety-so that’s 2 nominees I don’t need to worry about. (I played another game with him before.) So yea- if I’m HoH- Jay is going up for sure, moron. As for who I’m gonna give Jay- Stacey and Travis- also looking at the board- why is Jay in between Stacey and Steven- that’s gotta be a twist. (Editor’s Note: No that’s Andrew’s inability to alphabetize…actually I think he like lost a picture or something? And thought Jay was someone else? I don’t know.)
Lastly- Ray is gone- I liked him- but this only helps my game play. And I shouldn’t have been DQed from HoH- but if I’m not nominated- this is a good thing.
Anyway- Robbie guaranteed my safety-so that’s 2 nominees I don’t need to worry about. (I played another game with him before.) So yea- if I’m HoH- Jay is going up for sure, moron. As for who I’m gonna give Jay- Stacey and Travis- also looking at the board- why is Jay in between Stacey and Steven- that’s gotta be a twist. (Editor’s Note: No that’s Andrew’s inability to alphabetize…actually I think he like lost a picture or something? And thought Jay was someone else? I don’t know.)
Lastly- Ray is gone- I liked him- but this only helps my game play. And I shouldn’t have been DQed from HoH- but if I’m not nominated- this is a good thing.
Jake, too thinks Jay’s request is stupid.
Will Jay please give the British thing a rest? Please, we all know you're a fucking alias, you're not from fucking England, and you're not creative...
He is on a power trip and a half, and he has absolutely no balls in his sack. Jay decides to make a spectacle of his nominations- by having everyone suggest one person they would like to nominate for eviction and whomever has the most votes will be his replacement. Give me a break of that Kit Kat bar please. He tells me in private that he would not nominate me or Stacey if we end up being one of the people with the most points. As long as he does that- I really don’t care who goes up. I really am starting to dislike Jay.
Meanwhile- Robbie has told me he plans on nominating Chad and Michael which- if he does that I am going to lobby like hell to evict Chad. I think Michael is so naive- that I could use him to my advantage- I personally just want Jay's nominations to blow up in his face. He's fun to talk to, but his strategy and alias is so transparent
He is on a power trip and a half, and he has absolutely no balls in his sack. Jay decides to make a spectacle of his nominations- by having everyone suggest one person they would like to nominate for eviction and whomever has the most votes will be his replacement. Give me a break of that Kit Kat bar please. He tells me in private that he would not nominate me or Stacey if we end up being one of the people with the most points. As long as he does that- I really don’t care who goes up. I really am starting to dislike Jay.
Meanwhile- Robbie has told me he plans on nominating Chad and Michael which- if he does that I am going to lobby like hell to evict Chad. I think Michael is so naive- that I could use him to my advantage- I personally just want Jay's nominations to blow up in his face. He's fun to talk to, but his strategy and alias is so transparent
(Editor’s Note: I’m 95% sure Jay is not an alias. Just thought I’d point that out.)
Jay explains his request.
So I won vice HoH in probably the most hardest HoH I think I've had to play in a while. It was down to me and Robbie and Robbie won the main HoH. I'm vice HoH giving me the power to nominate ONE person for nomination. What was interesting about the HoH comp was how much everyone just pretty much ganged up on each other. Chad and Michael got a hard time for 'lying to Ray' about their nominations. Robbie is on this little quest to make them pay. I, on the other hand, want a bit of British Big Brother in this damn house and I don't care how people feel about it. I also don't care what kind of jeopardy this puts me in, later on or now. I'm immune which is quite simply the best thing ever! So, I want each person to nominate one person and give a reason for the nomination. I will then tally the choices up and that person will be nominated. Depending on Robbie's nominations obviously, because if people choose the person Robbie nominates their nominations become void. Therefore, I will tally it around his nominees. The person with the most will be the third nominee, regardless of who it is. I want a bit of BBUK fun, Robbie tells me people aren’t 'down with it' well I really don't care how people feel.
I love how Travis, who hasn't spoken with me since ages, decides to congratulate me. I accepted, graciously but he won't be getting any kind of personal gratification for it or anything. I also think Steven has lost the plot, he doesn’t know what’s going on in the conversation lmao. Jordan I think is a dead cert to be nominated, either way. But we will see how things work out. IF people decide to ignore my wishes I'm going to give them a nomination because of lack of communication.
I love how Travis, who hasn't spoken with me since ages, decides to congratulate me. I accepted, graciously but he won't be getting any kind of personal gratification for it or anything. I also think Steven has lost the plot, he doesn’t know what’s going on in the conversation lmao. Jordan I think is a dead cert to be nominated, either way. But we will see how things work out. IF people decide to ignore my wishes I'm going to give them a nomination because of lack of communication.
Robbie and Jordan agree they like each other. And while Robbie says Jordan is a threat based on his nominations the prior round, he doesn’t seem too inclined to nominate him. He doesn’t, however, make any promises. Jordan seems to think he’ll be up regardless.
Ray is gone and I'm happy that people actually played the game as opposed to keeping someone they liked. He was a crybaby anyway and way too needy. Anyways, mission accomplished. Well, almost accomplished. My plan only really works if I stay off the block the next couple of weeks. If people didn’t realize it, I made the moves I did solely based on getting all the UTR players to actually make a decision, no matter which way they picked. I wanted to force people to have to play this early. I didn’t care if I had the votes for Stacey to stay or not, which I didn’t because even though I wanted Ray gone, it really didn’t matter to me which one left. I didn’t care if I didn’t have another alliance as backup. If people know I’m alone and a threat, they might be more willing to work with me later to "use" me as a vote.
I would be very surprised if I didn’t get nominated though. People have to be pushing that to Robbie right? But I like Robbie and I feel like he likes me too. I guess we'll find out tonight. If Robbie doesn’t put me up, I’m thinking he might get revenge on people who voted Ray out, like Chad or Michael. Which would be fine with me. Jay's little UK nomination thing is pretty dumb. That will only piss the other players off. But if he wants to draw more attention to himself, be my guest! It takes the attention off of me.
I believe him when he says he won’t put me up, but he could just as easily be lying like I did last round. Jay seems to be playing as many sides as he can. I talk to him the most but its’ only because he talks way too much and he gives me info. I’ll laugh so hard if I’m not on the block tonight
I would be very surprised if I didn’t get nominated though. People have to be pushing that to Robbie right? But I like Robbie and I feel like he likes me too. I guess we'll find out tonight. If Robbie doesn’t put me up, I’m thinking he might get revenge on people who voted Ray out, like Chad or Michael. Which would be fine with me. Jay's little UK nomination thing is pretty dumb. That will only piss the other players off. But if he wants to draw more attention to himself, be my guest! It takes the attention off of me.
I believe him when he says he won’t put me up, but he could just as easily be lying like I did last round. Jay seems to be playing as many sides as he can. I talk to him the most but its’ only because he talks way too much and he gives me info. I’ll laugh so hard if I’m not on the block tonight
House nominees are in! Travis nominates Chad because he seems boring. Mike nominates Travis because of how he treated Jay. Chad nominates Jake because he’s not as funny as he thinks. Steven nominates Travis because he doesn’t seem invested in the game and because of Jay’s “problem” with him. Eric nominates Stacey because…um I don’t know, read this:
Eric: Stacey. She was already nominated so one person (Jordan) should pick her. She had two votes. So 2 more might pick her, therefore, since I'm trying to save myself…even though she's a sweetheart.
Jake nominates Steven because he is boring. Jordan nominates Eric because he feels he is highly intelligent. (Editor’s Note: I feel this is sarcastic.) Michael nominates Ryan because he’s hard to talk to. Ryan nominates Chad because he’s indecisive. Stacey nominates Travis but there’s no convo so I don’t know why.
Mike and Robbie talk. This is entertaining.
Robbie: Well like, I complimented him and said he looked cute in a pic and his response was "uhm, thanks?"
Mike: What the hell?!
Robbie: That didn’t sit well with me. You’re a professional dancer that works for Disney…I DON'T NEED TO ASK IF YOU'RE GAY!
*They laugh*
Mike: You know more about him than I do!
Robbie: Yeah and I still don’t like him. I know more about him then I do you, quite frankly. Your name is Mike...
Mike: I live in south Florida. I’m gay too, does that help?
Robbie: No. ::nommed::
Robbie: I’m sure were all gay probably. Oh jk Ryan isn’t.
Robbie: HOLA AMIGO guys. Welcome to the third nomination ceremony. Now before I pull the first key, I want you all to know that these nominees weren’t really all that difficult for me to come up with. Some of you are clearly putting more effort into getting to know me personally, and that is solely what I must base this decision on. That being said...let’s get started.
TRAVIS, you are safe.
STACEY, you are safe.
RYAN, you are safe.
MIKE, you are safe.
JORDAN, you are safe.
JAKE, you are safe.
STEVEN, you are safe.
ERIC, you are safe.
I have chosen to nominate you CHAD and you MICHAEL. (ironically, irl, my best friend Michael is dating a guy named Chad...the more you know) Anyways, Michael, Out of everyone in this game, you have approached me the least. I know communication is a two way street but I really feel as though we just aren’t at the same level as I feel I am with the others in the game. Chad. Something about you just rubs me the wrong way. I don’t know if you’re arrogant or what, but ever since our first conversation, I haven’t really WANTED to get to know you more. This is a problem I'd either like resolved by you and I talking it out, or fixed by you getting evicted. Either way it’s dirt off my shoulders. I wish the absolutely best of luck to you guys at the veto competition and may the best man win.
Jay: Hey everyone, it’s that time of the game again, nominations. As Vice HoH I was allowed to nominate one person to join Robbie's two nominees, I wanted to add a bit of Big Brother UK into the game. I hope people took this as a bit of fun and didn't think I was being too serious. After all this is our house and our decision. The housemate nominated this week, is...Travis, best of luck to all nominees
Robbie offers Travis this: I just wanted to say I had no idea Jay was going to nominate you and I don’t agree with his choice and I think it’s stupid and I hope you stay. Then they bitch about Jay for a while and Robbie tells Travis he won’t lie to him, but he doesn’t know what’s gonna happen.
Travis shares his thoughts on Ryan.
So here are some more of my thoughts on Ryan. He is a clever fellow who is good at keeping a convo when he needs to, but I am still not sure how much we really click. Also I can't tell if he knows I voted for him the first round AND FURTHERMORE I can't tell if he is the kind of guy who would hold that against me.
One thing I definitely have my eye on with him is that he is very direct and straight forward in his question asking. I mean he gets right to the point. Also, he is always asking for names and proof of convos...which I can understand, but at some point you have to try and trust people, or at least appear like you are trusting them. I am always leery of dropping names. It has a way of finding itself back to you. As of right now I have told Ryan we should work together. I haven't promised him anything beyond that. It’s very "you scratch my back, ill scratch yours".
One thing I definitely have my eye on with him is that he is very direct and straight forward in his question asking. I mean he gets right to the point. Also, he is always asking for names and proof of convos...which I can understand, but at some point you have to try and trust people, or at least appear like you are trusting them. I am always leery of dropping names. It has a way of finding itself back to you. As of right now I have told Ryan we should work together. I haven't promised him anything beyond that. It’s very "you scratch my back, ill scratch yours".
Chad is surprised that Robbie finds him arrogant and apologizes to Mike if he seemed so, stating that he was “shocked” to hear he came off that way.
Okay well. I am nominated, and kind of shocked that I was the one nominated by Robbie who doesn't talk to me and apparently finds me arrogant and that is why he doesn't talk to me. Well that was a stupid move in my eyes. Unless Stacey, Jay, Eric, Jordan, Steven, Mike, Ryan and Michael are lying to my face they all think I am nice and funny. So I am not sure if he got me mixed up with someone who he deems willing to be talked to.
Jay and Travis’ tentative truce appears to have been broken. This time they’re fighting about how they think the other one is a liar and Jay thinks Travis assumes too much and Travis thinks Jay is unfair and yay run on sentence. Here’s an excerpt for your viewing pleasure.
Jay: Oh you’re going all mystic on me.
Travis: I am learning a lot about your personality and yeah, I know a lot about Gemini rising.
Jay: I'm glad, you learn all you want.
Travis: Which you are, they are just known for blowing smoke up others asses.
Jay: Why not try actually adding and talking to people? It’s a quicker way of getting to know them, than reading their astrology.
Travis: And lying so hard that they even start to believe it, they are the type that can stump lie detector tests, because they convince themselves its truth. You know, change their reality.
Jay: Did your mystic globe tell you that?
Travis: I do talk to most people, but talking to you is just too hard. You are too sensitive and take everything out of context. It’s tiresome and annoying.
Jay: I'm sure.
Travis: Good. At least you have some concept of what I am talking about then?
Jay: Yeah, I just zone out from time to time from your bore-fest of a conversation. Can we talk about more risings please? That’s awfully interesting.
Jay runs off to blow off some steam.
I cannot possibly stay in the same game as him. He infuriates me more than anything in this game! I can't stand him, so my aim this week is simple. Win POV and get Chad off, that way Travis has more chance of being evicted against Michael. So here's hoping whoever wins POV does not use it on Travis. I hate him...get him out!
Travis isn’t going to let him get off the hook that easily. Either Travis wants to seriously irritate Jay or he really just wants to be able to talk to him. I can’t tell. More excerpts!
Jay: I don't want to talk to you
Travis: Then don’t. I want to talk to you, so I am. I kinda do what I want.
Jay: I've always been brought up with the mentality that it’s rude not to reply back.
Travis: Oh okay, bummer. So do you have to reply to this?
Jay: Yes.
Travis: Interesting. So if you don’t want to look rude you respond, correct?
Jay: Not want to look rude, don’t want to be rude.
Travis: Cool. So what time is it in England?
Jay: 7am.
Travis: Early. Well I’ll let you begin your day, good luck. Your horoscope is interesting to say the least. I’m going to head to bed I think, good night.
Jay: Night.
Jay runs off again and goes on for days about how annoying Travis is, then he blesses us with his opinions on the rest of the cast.
Stacey is my favorite, to a point where I genuinely trust her and think that she is a lovely person. I can imagine going further with her in this game. She has nothing to hide, she's not a hidden book and she's one of the funniest people ever. She's bubbly and talkative and what more could you ask for, it makes it easier that we are aligned but even if we weren't I'd still think the same of her.
Jordan, I LIKED. I thought he was cool and nice to talk with and felt I could trust him. Then last week he, out of the blue, nominated Ray and Stacey. Whilst I've grown to accept that decision I haven't grown to accept how he dogged me in the whole thing, told everyone of the 'possible' alliance (SIR SULTAN SIR SULTAN ALEX why does this come up as alliance?) (Editor’s Note: Because we like fucking with you…possibly more…) and put me in a risky situation without consulting me about it or anything. I won't lead him to believe that I think this, I don't know what he thinks, and I don't know how he plans to go ahead with this game and for that reason I can't trust him 100%. I do however think I'd be safe IF he was to win the next HoH, so it’s good to keep him around for now, as long as people don’t suspect us of being together, I think we'll be ok, that's if he doesn’t shit on me.
Wacky Jake is probably the biggest loose cannon in this game. I never understand where his head is at. He's a hyperactive game player. He thinks about everything and I can bet he has played a lot of games before. I can't, even if I wanted to, trust Jake because he just gives off a different kind of vibe. Him and Robbie I imagine are aligned and that's okay. Their aim this week is to make sure Chad goes out, except I want Travis out. So IF I was to win POV I'd save Chad, not because I like him or dislike him, I just think Travis has more of a chance to leave if he was up against Michael. I don't think Jake wants the same thing.
Robbie, whilst we are on the pair, is someone I don’t even want to trust. He appeared like a very bubbly and outgoing person. He's playing several games at once and it prevents him from being himself. I don't know who he really is, this week he won HoH and was harsh for NO reason what so ever, Chad did not deserve that outburst. He nominated them because he wanted to do Ray's dirty work because Chad and Michael 'lied' to Ray. I don't agree with liars either but understand the situation before you start judging, he wasn't a voter he doesn’t know how much begging Ray was doing. IF he really cared about his departure so much he'd have nominated the ONE person that was to blame, which was Jordan. BUT he didn't want Jordan to be on his back, if he saved himself and start targeting Robbie. Robbie was a coward, so don't do things half asked, do it properly! Also every conversation I have with him ends after 5 mins!
Chad, boring, inactive, and just dull. He doesn't talk much, and what he does say isn’t very interesting. I don't think he needs to go just yet, Jake said keep active people but he's being a coward and just not wanting to cause any conflict. Chad said he was unhappy with the way Jake used his jokes sometimes, that is fair enough. Chad seems like someone who doesn't sit back and take things, so that can only be a good thing.
Michael is another dull character, who doesn't say much and doesn't have much to say. He does seem nice though, like actually nice, not pretend nice. I don't have much else to say about him, he doesn't need to leave.
Ryan, I actually like a lot. For various reasons, I hear he doesn't generally trust me 100% but that’s okay. Ryan is a real house guest, I wish he didn't have so many classes etc because he would be one of the best people in this game if he had a bit of free time. He seems to be good at challenges and talks properly, doesn't try to appear nice and conversations with him last a while. I think everyone warms to Ryan a lot, he has a warming personality. Can't say I can trust him 100%, but that’s okay for now.
Steven and Eric, the first is the most certainly the most boring houseguest in the house, ever! Steven is just zzzzz completely. Nothing of any interest comes out of his mouth and he isn’t even that nice. Eric, I don't speak to that much, in fact I think I've spoke to Eric the LEAST out of everyone. In total I've had max four chats with him. He is good at challenges and is actually a threat but I can't see him last very long.
Finally Mike, he's a nice guy, a former alliance member something tells me Mike would listen to what I have to say. He is fun to be around and cute, so that makes things easier. He doesn't shy away from conversations so I don't know why Jake thinks he is boring because he is not. Mike can be used well in the game and I don't I guess I can semi trust him, who knows, I'm not sure.
Typical Big Brother game, everyone is hard to work out, typical. I'm enjoying trying to figure them out though, so lets’ see how everything pans out. It’s good to talk about everyone and get this big massive confessional off of my chest lmao.
Jordan, I LIKED. I thought he was cool and nice to talk with and felt I could trust him. Then last week he, out of the blue, nominated Ray and Stacey. Whilst I've grown to accept that decision I haven't grown to accept how he dogged me in the whole thing, told everyone of the 'possible' alliance (SIR SULTAN SIR SULTAN ALEX why does this come up as alliance?) (Editor’s Note: Because we like fucking with you…possibly more…) and put me in a risky situation without consulting me about it or anything. I won't lead him to believe that I think this, I don't know what he thinks, and I don't know how he plans to go ahead with this game and for that reason I can't trust him 100%. I do however think I'd be safe IF he was to win the next HoH, so it’s good to keep him around for now, as long as people don’t suspect us of being together, I think we'll be ok, that's if he doesn’t shit on me.
Wacky Jake is probably the biggest loose cannon in this game. I never understand where his head is at. He's a hyperactive game player. He thinks about everything and I can bet he has played a lot of games before. I can't, even if I wanted to, trust Jake because he just gives off a different kind of vibe. Him and Robbie I imagine are aligned and that's okay. Their aim this week is to make sure Chad goes out, except I want Travis out. So IF I was to win POV I'd save Chad, not because I like him or dislike him, I just think Travis has more of a chance to leave if he was up against Michael. I don't think Jake wants the same thing.
Robbie, whilst we are on the pair, is someone I don’t even want to trust. He appeared like a very bubbly and outgoing person. He's playing several games at once and it prevents him from being himself. I don't know who he really is, this week he won HoH and was harsh for NO reason what so ever, Chad did not deserve that outburst. He nominated them because he wanted to do Ray's dirty work because Chad and Michael 'lied' to Ray. I don't agree with liars either but understand the situation before you start judging, he wasn't a voter he doesn’t know how much begging Ray was doing. IF he really cared about his departure so much he'd have nominated the ONE person that was to blame, which was Jordan. BUT he didn't want Jordan to be on his back, if he saved himself and start targeting Robbie. Robbie was a coward, so don't do things half asked, do it properly! Also every conversation I have with him ends after 5 mins!
Chad, boring, inactive, and just dull. He doesn't talk much, and what he does say isn’t very interesting. I don't think he needs to go just yet, Jake said keep active people but he's being a coward and just not wanting to cause any conflict. Chad said he was unhappy with the way Jake used his jokes sometimes, that is fair enough. Chad seems like someone who doesn't sit back and take things, so that can only be a good thing.
Michael is another dull character, who doesn't say much and doesn't have much to say. He does seem nice though, like actually nice, not pretend nice. I don't have much else to say about him, he doesn't need to leave.
Ryan, I actually like a lot. For various reasons, I hear he doesn't generally trust me 100% but that’s okay. Ryan is a real house guest, I wish he didn't have so many classes etc because he would be one of the best people in this game if he had a bit of free time. He seems to be good at challenges and talks properly, doesn't try to appear nice and conversations with him last a while. I think everyone warms to Ryan a lot, he has a warming personality. Can't say I can trust him 100%, but that’s okay for now.
Steven and Eric, the first is the most certainly the most boring houseguest in the house, ever! Steven is just zzzzz completely. Nothing of any interest comes out of his mouth and he isn’t even that nice. Eric, I don't speak to that much, in fact I think I've spoke to Eric the LEAST out of everyone. In total I've had max four chats with him. He is good at challenges and is actually a threat but I can't see him last very long.
Finally Mike, he's a nice guy, a former alliance member something tells me Mike would listen to what I have to say. He is fun to be around and cute, so that makes things easier. He doesn't shy away from conversations so I don't know why Jake thinks he is boring because he is not. Mike can be used well in the game and I don't I guess I can semi trust him, who knows, I'm not sure.
Typical Big Brother game, everyone is hard to work out, typical. I'm enjoying trying to figure them out though, so lets’ see how everything pans out. It’s good to talk about everyone and get this big massive confessional off of my chest lmao.
Mike thanks Jay for not nominating him and Jay reveals that even though Travis had the most house votes, it wasn’t by a lot. Travis has asked Eric to be his partner for veto. Eric is none too thrilled.
So Travis asked me to be his partner. Honestly I’d want Chad safe the most here, so I’m just not gonna try to win it. Do a little bit - like enough to get some money - and look like I tried, but enough to vote Travis off, or Michael. Travis was stupid to pick me.
Travis reveals that he wasn’t entirely thrilled either.
So Eric wasn't my first choice in terms of this challenge, but by the time I had a chance to choose, only 3 people were remaining. I asked Ryan first and he said he would have no time. Part of me believed this and another part of me thinks that he didn't want to make himself out to be aligned with me. Whatever, his loss. Eric hasn't done very well at the challenge, but whatever, he has posted more than a lot of people have! I am not sure if I like Eric or no yet because we haven't had any real conversation, but as of right now I have to work with him and trust him for the time being.
Mike and Jay talk about how confusing the game is. And apparently Chad doesn’t like Jake and Robbie doesn’t like Chad. Then the unthinkable happens…JAY STARTS A CONVERSATION WITH TRAVIS!!!!
Jay: Best of luck for POV, it looks like you did well.
Travis: Thanks man, you too. I’m still nervous though.
Jay: I think you did well.
Travis: Well thanks.
Jay: No worries.
Travis: Any idea how many points you got? I didn’t even think to count.
Jay: Same, was rushing to get them on time that counting was the last thing on my mind.
Jay tries to figure out who will partner with who and laments the backlash to his way of nominating someone.
So, Jake told me that people questioned the motives behind my decision to make my nomination decision based on Big Brother UK. I did it for a couple of reasons...1) I actually genuinely wanted to add a bit of BBUK into the game. 2) I enjoyed watching people get worried, they started worrying and only people with something to worry about would actually start 'questioning the motives behind this'. 3) It was also interesting to see which houseguest would actually be honest enough to give the true name, a lot of people nominated Travis on the basis that I would like to hear that. All I wanted was to see who would pick who. Interestingly, people's choice was very varied. Everyone picked different names and it was much like the HoH where people attacked everyone and anyone.
Robbie, whose new name should be 'Rob-I can't actually have a conversation longer than 5 mins' nominated Chad and Michael. Because he wanted to the dirty work for Ray, on the basis that Chad and Michael 'lied' to him. What has that got to do with Robbie? An interesting point is that Robbie didn't nominate Jordan, who was mostly to blame for Ray's departure. But Robbie being quite a coward he didn't take the big move and just acted rude towards Chad and Michael, neither deserved the force.
I'm glad that Travis was nominated, because personally any conversation with the guy just irritates the fuck out of me. I can't be bothered speaking to him or anything. He has the nerve to never message me after the argument and instead decided to talk to me again when I won Vice HoH and then he was like "So did you choose me for nomination, just curious" I was like FUCCCCK UUUUUU! Anyway, I picked Stacey for POV, because we're aligned and also because Rob picked Jake, Chad already picked Jordan and Michael already picked Mike. Travis will most likely pick Ryan I think, leaving Eric and ...who’s left…oh Steven, who is incredibly forgetful obviously. I wonder what this POV will be, it's going to be amazing.
Robbie, whose new name should be 'Rob-I can't actually have a conversation longer than 5 mins' nominated Chad and Michael. Because he wanted to the dirty work for Ray, on the basis that Chad and Michael 'lied' to him. What has that got to do with Robbie? An interesting point is that Robbie didn't nominate Jordan, who was mostly to blame for Ray's departure. But Robbie being quite a coward he didn't take the big move and just acted rude towards Chad and Michael, neither deserved the force.
I'm glad that Travis was nominated, because personally any conversation with the guy just irritates the fuck out of me. I can't be bothered speaking to him or anything. He has the nerve to never message me after the argument and instead decided to talk to me again when I won Vice HoH and then he was like "So did you choose me for nomination, just curious" I was like FUCCCCK UUUUUU! Anyway, I picked Stacey for POV, because we're aligned and also because Rob picked Jake, Chad already picked Jordan and Michael already picked Mike. Travis will most likely pick Ryan I think, leaving Eric and ...who’s left…oh Steven, who is incredibly forgetful obviously. I wonder what this POV will be, it's going to be amazing.
Eric admits he’s playing everyone. He also declares his mini alliance is official. (Editor’s Note: That’d be his alliance with Mike and Steven.)
Ugh I’m playing both sides. We are going to win but I’m telling Travis I want him safe and I’m telling Chad the same, the truth is I want them both safe but I’d rather Chad be safe than Travis so I’m rooting for me to LOSE. Haha and Chad to win if he would’ve picked me…haha if only.
Jordan reveals why he wanted to partner with Chad.
Hopefully I can help Chad win that veto. I told him he could pick me because I will actually try to win it and also because I want to gain his trust. I don’t exactly have a loyal legion of fans or anything in the game, so the more I can help people out here and there will definitely help keep me in the game. At least for a while longer.
For the veto we brought back everyone’s favorite challenge! Candid Camera! Premise? Take pictures of yourself doing ridiculous things that we come up with. Such things this season were: picture of you eating pie with only your mouth, picture of you hopping (must be in the air) and picture of you with yours or someone else's name written on a body part with a sharpie.
The pairs were as follows: Robbie/Jake, Ryan/Steven, Jay/Stacey, Travis/Eric, Jordan/Chad and Mike/Michael.
Robbie/Jake and Ryan/Steven came in dead last, both with zero points. Michael/Mike followed with 7 points. Chad/Jordan came in third with 196 points. (Editor’s Note: this is impressive as Chad was the only one who posted.) Travis/Eric couldn’t cut it with 280 points (Editor’s Note: also impressive since Eric did very little), giving Jay/Stacey the win at 335.
Stacey and Jay debate who to take off the block. They want to take off Chad to ensure Travis going, but fear upsetting Robbie.
Robbie tells Mike the shit will hit the fan if Jay takes Chad off the block. He even goes as far as saying he will threaten him. Plus this little gem.
Mike : Yeah, why doesn’t he just take down Michael and let those two fight it out?
Robbie: Because I think Jay is part retard.
*Mike collapses into a fit of giggles*
Mike: You’re too much man.
Robbie: Chad vs. Travis would be fun to watch go down!
In the end, Stacey and Jay fear Robbie’s wrath and remove Michael. Then they commiserate over how much of a dick Robbie is. (Editor’s note: And yet he got his way…just sayin.) Chad is still a little optimistic about staying.
So I wasn’t saved, but, alas, I think I will hopefully beat out Travis to stay in the game. Stacey, Eric, Ryan, Mike and Michael all seem to want me around over him so I am hoping that doesn't make me a "threat" that they all like me more. Never know with these people.
Travis admires Robbie’s HoH reign.
As the HoH I don't think Robbie let the power go to his head. I respect that. He also was very upfront with me in saying he didn't know what would happen this round, but I am the one he least wants to see go. That made me feel good. He also said he wasn't going to do much to save me either and if it came to a tie, he'd have to weigh all his options. Once again I really respect that kind of honesty. I find it easy to talk to Robbie and I think he is someone I can semi-trust at this point in the game, but I really need to start figuring out where the fuckbuddys are because I am clueless on that front.
Robbie writes a novel.
I won my first challenge of the game. Even thought I have to share it with Jay, I still consider it a win. Jay and I are great friends and assumed that this round would be really easy. I couldn’t have gotten it more wrong lmao. I immediately knew I wanted to target Chad for being an ungrateful douchebag to me. So that is exactly what I did. I nominated Michael as well because at the time, he was the only other person who I didn’t really speak to on a regular basis. What I respect SO MUCH about Michael is the fact that he really took what I said in my nomination speech and came to me, and we just talked. For a long time, haha. And he went from being low on my loyalty totem pole to very high. I genuinely think he is a great guy with good intentions.
Jay decided to be a complete and utter fucking moron and orchestrate a sort of BB UK style nomination process. He asked all nominees to send him two nominees and whoever had the most voted would get his nominee. I will now tell you why this is an idiotic idea.
a. Jay did not win this challenge...Jay got second place. He didn’t have that much pull in asking EVERYONE ELSE to nominate someone.
b. Potentially, he could’ve gained a lot of information regarding every person in the game and where their heads were at. Instead, everyone just thought it was annoying and kind of pompous. Couldn’t agree more.
c. Everyone was going to lie...lmao so the real majority is nothing but a coincidence. Therefore, when his final nominee was TRAVIS, HIS ARCH NEMESIS, everyone called shenanigans and he was basically ostracized.
Now, I love me some Jay...but he is playing a god awful game and I honestly cannot risk my neck for him anymore if he’s going to play so carelessly.
So here’s where we stand...Chad, Michael, Travis nominated for eviction. After Stacey and Jay won veto, I knew exactly what was going to happen. They were going to veto Chad, the ONE PERSON I wanted out of the game, so that Travis would get evicted over Michael. I was not going to let this happen...literally over my dead body.
Lets be honest, I'm a little nuts. I'm extremely vocal and am not going to be afraid of anyone in an ONLINE GAME. So my intentions were to talk to Jay...give him an ultimatum. Let him know that if Michael wasn’t vetoed, that he was cut off from me and that he would basically be my enemy. Instead, he decided to ignore me, so I had to talk to Stacey. I actually really love Stacey...and I hated putting her in this kind of position. But Stacey is an INCREDIBLY manipulative player and I know she will do whatever it takes to win...so in my own personal opinion, I am doing nothing different then what she would potentially do except...I'm kind of an asshole.
I basically demanded, threatened, and let her know that if Chad was vetoed, Travis was going to stay and Michael would be evicted at all costs. She didn’t appreciate this, but she talked to Jay...and everything I set into motion went down the way I wanted it.
I knew at this point that my job was only halfway done. I started talking randomly to a few of the guys...Ryan, Mike, Michael, and Steven specifically...all of them told me Jay was campaigning his ASS OFF for Travis to leave. I am fine with campaigning...but when you decide to bring my NAME into your LIES....then we've got a fucking problem baby doll.
Jay told Steven that he thought that if he didn’t evict Chad, that I'd be coming after him. What Jay doesn’t know is that Steven and I have known each other for about 3 years. We've never been super tight or anything...but I knew I could trust him because anything that happened in our past is our past. He trusts me too, thankfully, and was willing to share all of what Jay was saying with me. I bit my tongue until Jay came to me with this....
Jay: I still think it will be close.
And then here comes good ole calm Robbie.....
Robbie: What I think needs to happen is you keeping my name out of your mouth especially in certain instances where lies are being told because I’m not going to be so understanding next time I hear someone say I’m coming after them if they don’t evict Chad.
I definitely said more than this afterwards, and words were exchanged...but Jay eventually apologized and I think he genuinely felt bad for bringing my name into his cute lil strategy.
Moral of the story is I definitely believe I have Ryan, Mike, Michael, Eric, Steve, and Jake on my side for this vote and that Chad will be evicted from this game. I know I am setting myself up for a villain-esque edit and am going to become a big power player after this round...but if no one else wants to make a move, I'm going to do my best to keep this entertaining for everyone. Who knows...maybe everyone was lying to me and I'll be the idiot but...at least everyone now knows...don’t fuck with me because I will eat your face off.
Jay decided to be a complete and utter fucking moron and orchestrate a sort of BB UK style nomination process. He asked all nominees to send him two nominees and whoever had the most voted would get his nominee. I will now tell you why this is an idiotic idea.
a. Jay did not win this challenge...Jay got second place. He didn’t have that much pull in asking EVERYONE ELSE to nominate someone.
b. Potentially, he could’ve gained a lot of information regarding every person in the game and where their heads were at. Instead, everyone just thought it was annoying and kind of pompous. Couldn’t agree more.
c. Everyone was going to lie...lmao so the real majority is nothing but a coincidence. Therefore, when his final nominee was TRAVIS, HIS ARCH NEMESIS, everyone called shenanigans and he was basically ostracized.
Now, I love me some Jay...but he is playing a god awful game and I honestly cannot risk my neck for him anymore if he’s going to play so carelessly.
So here’s where we stand...Chad, Michael, Travis nominated for eviction. After Stacey and Jay won veto, I knew exactly what was going to happen. They were going to veto Chad, the ONE PERSON I wanted out of the game, so that Travis would get evicted over Michael. I was not going to let this happen...literally over my dead body.
Lets be honest, I'm a little nuts. I'm extremely vocal and am not going to be afraid of anyone in an ONLINE GAME. So my intentions were to talk to Jay...give him an ultimatum. Let him know that if Michael wasn’t vetoed, that he was cut off from me and that he would basically be my enemy. Instead, he decided to ignore me, so I had to talk to Stacey. I actually really love Stacey...and I hated putting her in this kind of position. But Stacey is an INCREDIBLY manipulative player and I know she will do whatever it takes to win...so in my own personal opinion, I am doing nothing different then what she would potentially do except...I'm kind of an asshole.
I basically demanded, threatened, and let her know that if Chad was vetoed, Travis was going to stay and Michael would be evicted at all costs. She didn’t appreciate this, but she talked to Jay...and everything I set into motion went down the way I wanted it.
I knew at this point that my job was only halfway done. I started talking randomly to a few of the guys...Ryan, Mike, Michael, and Steven specifically...all of them told me Jay was campaigning his ASS OFF for Travis to leave. I am fine with campaigning...but when you decide to bring my NAME into your LIES....then we've got a fucking problem baby doll.
Jay told Steven that he thought that if he didn’t evict Chad, that I'd be coming after him. What Jay doesn’t know is that Steven and I have known each other for about 3 years. We've never been super tight or anything...but I knew I could trust him because anything that happened in our past is our past. He trusts me too, thankfully, and was willing to share all of what Jay was saying with me. I bit my tongue until Jay came to me with this....
Jay: I still think it will be close.
And then here comes good ole calm Robbie.....
Robbie: What I think needs to happen is you keeping my name out of your mouth especially in certain instances where lies are being told because I’m not going to be so understanding next time I hear someone say I’m coming after them if they don’t evict Chad.
I definitely said more than this afterwards, and words were exchanged...but Jay eventually apologized and I think he genuinely felt bad for bringing my name into his cute lil strategy.
Moral of the story is I definitely believe I have Ryan, Mike, Michael, Eric, Steve, and Jake on my side for this vote and that Chad will be evicted from this game. I know I am setting myself up for a villain-esque edit and am going to become a big power player after this round...but if no one else wants to make a move, I'm going to do my best to keep this entertaining for everyone. Who knows...maybe everyone was lying to me and I'll be the idiot but...at least everyone now knows...don’t fuck with me because I will eat your face off.
Stacey sees his novel and raises it a rant.
I hate Robbie, btw. If he REALLY wanted Chad to stay up there, he could have fucking won or even TRIED in veto himself. What a fucking cunt. Instead, he decides to threaten me.. he said that if Jay and I took Chad off, that he WOULD MAKE SUREEEE, that Travis would stay. fgdfghdfhghdfhgdf
Hi, Robbie. I'm Stacey “I don’t do good with threats” Hart. You don't boss me around and you don’t try to 'control' me. I don’t swing that way, and you won’t fucking do it. GUESS YOU HAVENT MET ME BEFORE, bitch.
And THEN, Robbie threatens my little Jay!! He totally went power crazy. He thinks that just because he's HoH, that he should get what he wants. That's fine and all, but Jay was HoH too. Jay had a nom too that will be pissed at him and come after him. So Robbie can put a fucking bottle in his mouth to suck on and stop being a whiny baby. And I understand that Jay has a mouth to him that will prob. get him into trouble, BUT IDC. Robbie tried to scare Jay away because Jay told someone that Robbie wanted the inactives out…WHICH HE DOES. And then it got back to Robbie.
Robbie seriously is crazy. But I still did what he wants and didn’t save Chad. Not because I like him and want to work with him, but because I don’t want him to see it coming when I bite his peen off. And Jake annoys me too, still. So I guess Chad is leaving. I mean, everyone is just selfish, like I said before. Travis is just going to come after me and Jay. Chad would come after Robbie and Jake. But no one cares and they are just stupid and won’t do anything. FUCK YUCK. I think I might still vote for Travis…I just want Chad to give me his money? Do you think he will? We'll see. I'm just pissed though. WAIT UNTIL I BUY HoH, bitchES.
Hi, Robbie. I'm Stacey “I don’t do good with threats” Hart. You don't boss me around and you don’t try to 'control' me. I don’t swing that way, and you won’t fucking do it. GUESS YOU HAVENT MET ME BEFORE, bitch.
And THEN, Robbie threatens my little Jay!! He totally went power crazy. He thinks that just because he's HoH, that he should get what he wants. That's fine and all, but Jay was HoH too. Jay had a nom too that will be pissed at him and come after him. So Robbie can put a fucking bottle in his mouth to suck on and stop being a whiny baby. And I understand that Jay has a mouth to him that will prob. get him into trouble, BUT IDC. Robbie tried to scare Jay away because Jay told someone that Robbie wanted the inactives out…WHICH HE DOES. And then it got back to Robbie.
Robbie seriously is crazy. But I still did what he wants and didn’t save Chad. Not because I like him and want to work with him, but because I don’t want him to see it coming when I bite his peen off. And Jake annoys me too, still. So I guess Chad is leaving. I mean, everyone is just selfish, like I said before. Travis is just going to come after me and Jay. Chad would come after Robbie and Jake. But no one cares and they are just stupid and won’t do anything. FUCK YUCK. I think I might still vote for Travis…I just want Chad to give me his money? Do you think he will? We'll see. I'm just pissed though. WAIT UNTIL I BUY HoH, bitchES.
Travis feels that befriending Stacey may be a lost cause.
I am trusting her less and less as the days pass. Why? Well I think she is totally under Jay’s wing and isn't really letting me make my own impression on her. I think she is the type of player who likes to have clearly defined friends and enemies in this game, and since I am such a BIG enemy of Jays I think in her mind, we can't really make anything work. I can't fault her for doing what she thinks is best, but in doing that she is forcing me to clump her in the same category as Jay, and that’s not going to work to her favor. Also conversations with her are getting harder and harder to have...
Chad tells Jay that Jordan didn’t participate in the veto at all and wonders if, perhaps, he was sabotaged. I love this. That is all.
Chad: I am really not trying to flirt to influence anything but I want to show you a picture from my shoot today.
Jay: Sorry, just talking to Stacey, won't be long.
Chad (03:29:22): No big deal.
Chad (03:56:02): P.S. I am not mad that I am still nominated.
(Editor’s Note: See the timestamps here? Lololol)
Jay: Sorry Chad ...it just felt like the best thing to do.
Chad: It’s okay. I promise.
Robbie explains to Chad that it was rude of him to say “um thank you” instead of “thank you” when told he was hot. Chad’s thoughts on this: Really because I didn’t say thank you!
Michael is off laughing to himself.
WOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! Nominated and then saved with the veto by doing ABSOLUTELY NOTHING! This is tooooo easy lol. And at least I have the "Michael is not a big threat" label going for me, which is PERFECT.
Jordan reveals the real reason why he didn’t help Chad.
So I’m back and Jay/Stacey win veto and take Michael off. Okay why? I know I've been gone a few days but this makes no sense to me. If Jay wants Travis gone so bad, why take Michael off instead of Chad? I thought it was clear that Chad is Robbie's target. Oh well. I do feel pretty horrible about not being around to help Chad. I at least wanted to be back Sunday to post some pics but it was unavoidable and I couldn’t get back. I had a badass time though and it was well worth it.
Now for the next week, I may have to win another HoH to keep myself off the block. I have no clue what anyone is thinking right now. I just need to get back into the swing of it I suppose. I only have 2 hours to figure out this vote. Ahhhhhh looks like Chad might be going though. We shall see.
Now for the next week, I may have to win another HoH to keep myself off the block. I have no clue what anyone is thinking right now. I just need to get back into the swing of it I suppose. I only have 2 hours to figure out this vote. Ahhhhhh looks like Chad might be going though. We shall see.
After being gone for a couple days, Jake returns to find Robbie pissed.
Robbie's mad I didn't help with veto. Robbie's mad at Jay and Stacey for trying to keep Chad. Robbie's mad because there are carpet fibers floating in the air. I love angry Robbie.
So I am out of the loop and go to Stacey to find out what the eviction is shaping up like and I could tell she was trying to angle me into keeping CHAD, but she would only keep him, IF I DID, since we might be able to sway the votes...I don't think that is the BEST idea persay. I think if Chad stays I will be nominated alongside Robbie and I would be evicted. I would just rather not deal with that.
Robbie goes on the warpath to Jay.
Robbie: You are dividing the rest of them Jay...I’m not campaigning one little bit about this because I’m more then confident that Chad will be the one evicted and another thing...even if I were to go around campaigning, the last thing I would do is throw your name into the mix. I don’t do that to friends so your motives right now are pissing me off
Jay: I don't have any motives, I respected your decision enough to not want to screw what you had planned. I kept Chad on the block on the basis that it was fair to you, you didn't like Chad and I didn't like Travis. So it was fair, and that was done because I consider you as a friend. IF people are asking what I think, I'm going to tell them what I think, I can't see that being a problem frankly.
Jay apologizes and they kiss and make up. Ryan asks Eric not to vote out Travis. Eric is entirely conflicted about what to do.
So maybe I’m exaggerating, but still this is bad- I’m losing allies left and right, but I keep making new allies.
Travis is trying to sort out the fuckbuddys.
So I tried to figure out why Steven and I voted for Stacey and if it was for the same reasons. It basically was, so I tried to approach him with a loose alliance. He didn't seem to pounce on it and hasn't really been all that social with me since I offered it, which makes me SUPER Suspicious!!!!! I don't think he is a very big threat as of yet. I am starting to feel like I can really win challenges when I need to... knock on wood!
Jay realizes that keeping Chad on the block wasn’t in his best interest.
I should have taken Chad off the block, Robbie going to do me no favors, so why did I bother doing him a favor?
It seems like Chad is going to be on his way out, against anybody else and I could not care less whether Chad stays or not. He isn't even on line to campaign for his survival. Travis isn't either, they are both as bad as each other! If only Chad was up against anyone other than Travis, I would have been campaigning Chad's arse out of here. Travis is a suck up, he tells people everything they want to hear and that is why he is potentially sitting rosy right now.
Robbie wants him out badly, for reasons that are beyond me, he thinks arguing with me about this whole thing is going to make things easier. I don't care what he has to say, he's a coward who wanted to make big mark on his HoH reign but wasn't happy with the outcome or didn't want to suffer the consequences, Rob's the most fake person in this game.
Chances seem to be getting slimmer and slimmer for Chad and if the HoH lands in the wrong hands next round, I think my number will slowly be up, so my aim is to remain UTR, people will forget about things once a round or so is out of the way. The fact that I have money doesn't seem to help my matter, I want to spend it on something nice in the Market Place, hopefully a POV, or something of any use to me. Jordan has money, it hasn't seemed to have harmed him much, Stacey has more than me. So if I just remain UTR I should be okay. Fingers crossed that the HoH is someone I like and likes me back and won't put me up or anything. All I know is that next round I'm going to have to play it safe, backdooring is always a possibility too.
It's days like these that I wonder whether my mouth gets me in more trouble than I need. If sometimes I was just fake and nice to people maybe I wouldn't be so inclined to argue with everyone possible and make things risky and far worse for myself... I'm going to fight this, so let’s hope it works out. Chad or Travis ...? You decide, I'm beyond caring for tonight
P.S. Everyone is laughing at my 'Vice HoH' status and then joint POV win ... can I win anything on merits? Lol
It seems like Chad is going to be on his way out, against anybody else and I could not care less whether Chad stays or not. He isn't even on line to campaign for his survival. Travis isn't either, they are both as bad as each other! If only Chad was up against anyone other than Travis, I would have been campaigning Chad's arse out of here. Travis is a suck up, he tells people everything they want to hear and that is why he is potentially sitting rosy right now.
Robbie wants him out badly, for reasons that are beyond me, he thinks arguing with me about this whole thing is going to make things easier. I don't care what he has to say, he's a coward who wanted to make big mark on his HoH reign but wasn't happy with the outcome or didn't want to suffer the consequences, Rob's the most fake person in this game.
Chances seem to be getting slimmer and slimmer for Chad and if the HoH lands in the wrong hands next round, I think my number will slowly be up, so my aim is to remain UTR, people will forget about things once a round or so is out of the way. The fact that I have money doesn't seem to help my matter, I want to spend it on something nice in the Market Place, hopefully a POV, or something of any use to me. Jordan has money, it hasn't seemed to have harmed him much, Stacey has more than me. So if I just remain UTR I should be okay. Fingers crossed that the HoH is someone I like and likes me back and won't put me up or anything. All I know is that next round I'm going to have to play it safe, backdooring is always a possibility too.
It's days like these that I wonder whether my mouth gets me in more trouble than I need. If sometimes I was just fake and nice to people maybe I wouldn't be so inclined to argue with everyone possible and make things risky and far worse for myself... I'm going to fight this, so let’s hope it works out. Chad or Travis ...? You decide, I'm beyond caring for tonight
P.S. Everyone is laughing at my 'Vice HoH' status and then joint POV win ... can I win anything on merits? Lol
Jordan breaks down his relationships with everyone in the house.
Allies: Jay, Travis (who are enemies with each other lol).
Potential allies: Mike, Ryan, Robbie. I like all 3 of these guys. I will have to talk more to them and see where their heads are in the game.
My targets:
Jake - I don’t get a genuine vibe from him and I doubt he will be telling me the truth about anything in the game. He also really seems generally uninterested. Maybe I bore him. haha
Stacey - I think her threat status for me has diminished for now but if she were to win HoH. It’s obvious who will go up.
Eric - No need to target him just yet until I know about him and what he's doing in the game.
Potential allies: Mike, Ryan, Robbie. I like all 3 of these guys. I will have to talk more to them and see where their heads are in the game.
My targets:
Jake - I don’t get a genuine vibe from him and I doubt he will be telling me the truth about anything in the game. He also really seems generally uninterested. Maybe I bore him. haha
Stacey - I think her threat status for me has diminished for now but if she were to win HoH. It’s obvious who will go up.
Eric - No need to target him just yet until I know about him and what he's doing in the game.
Mike is confident he knows what’s going to happen at the eviction ceremony.
Heading into this eviction, I think it’s pretty obvious Chad will be leaving. I think everyone was on board with evicting him, except for Jay. I know Stacey and Jay really wanted Travis out and I should have supported them as their ally, but I feel better with Chad going. I don’t even know if me, Stacey and Jay qualify as an alliance anymore anyway. We rarely talk game and Ray was the glue in our alliance. Now I’m lucky if I even see them at all.
I still trust Steven and Michael the most at this point. Michael is my Asian persona. We are twins. And then Steven is just my bestie. I completely trust these two the most and tell them everything I think about the game. I don’t have a reason not to trust either of them yet. Going forward, I WANT this Head of Household so bad I can taste it. I just hope we don’t have to spend our money to get it, because I don’t have enough to buy it.
I still trust Steven and Michael the most at this point. Michael is my Asian persona. We are twins. And then Steven is just my bestie. I completely trust these two the most and tell them everything I think about the game. I don’t have a reason not to trust either of them yet. Going forward, I WANT this Head of Household so bad I can taste it. I just hope we don’t have to spend our money to get it, because I don’t have enough to buy it.
Ryan has his own opinion on the vote.
Stacey is lobbying hard to get rid of Travis. But I don't want to get rid of Travis. And Stacey is a lying, annoying bitch. She's very whiny. I think I'll vote to keep Travis.
(Editor’s Note: That is my favorite quote of pretty much everything I’ve read so far.)
Host SIR SULTAN SIR SULTAN ALEX: Good evening houseguests.
Jay: Evening Julie.
Host SIR SULTAN SIR SULTAN ALEX: And welcome to the THIRD eviction here in Agrabah.
Steven: Evening y'all.
Host SIR SULTAN SIR SULTAN ALEX: Steven, good evenin. Now being stuck in this house, you may not know, but Uruguay was ELIMINATED FROM THE WORLD CUP THIS AFTERNOON. How does that make you feel?
Steven: Well, I feel happy because they played an amazing game, made the top 4, have an apporunity to be at least 3rd place, and they beat South Korea earlier.
Host SIR SULTAN SIR SULTAN ALEX: I see. Thank you Steven.
Host SIR SULTAN SIR SULTAN ALEX: Stacey. Good evening. Are you enjoying being the only female in this house? Do you feel you've meshed with the other boys?
Stacey: YA I LOVE BOYS and I can be a boy too. I was a cub scout. So I believe that like I can roll with da boys. And I do have a 3 inch peen so whatever.
Host SIR SULTAN SIR SULTAN ALEX: Thanks Stacey.
Host SIR SULTAN SIR SULTAN ALEX: Jordan good evening.
Jordan: Hello SIR SULTAN SIR SULTAN ALEX.
Host SIR SULTAN SIR SULTAN ALEX: Last round you were in for quite a ride. How have you handled it this week?
Jordan: Last week was entertaining to say the least. This week has been much more laid back. Especially since I was gone all weekend and basically missed everything.
Host SIR SULTAN SIR SULTAN ALEX: Thanks Jordan.
Host SIR SULTAN SIR SULTAN ALEX: Hello Jay.
Jay: Hi SIR SULTAN SIR SULTAN ALEXandra.
Host SIR SULTAN SIR SULTAN ALEX: You won Vice HoH and co-veto this round. Kinda seeing a trend with Ray's and Jordan's wins in previous week. Do you feel you will be seen as a threat now? Why or why not?
Jay: I don't think I'll be seen as much of a threat, because I don't think people think it means much being vice HoH or co winning ... but we'll see.
Host SIR SULTAN SIR SULTAN ALEX: Robbie congratulations on winning HoH. Have these people made a good impression on you so far? Why or why not?
Robbie: Yes and no....most everyone is at least nice but I mean there’s obviously a lot of shade going around.
Host SIR SULTAN SIR SULTAN ALEX: Michael. Hey. How did you feel after you got saved from the veto? What do you think was the cause of it?
Michael: Very surprised so Idk, but thanks Jay and Stacey.
Host SIR SULTAN SIR SULTAN ALEX: Travis. Second place in veto. You came so close. How did you feel?
Travis: Well man, it was a really fun challenge. If it had been something like "hold the button" or a Posting War, I would have been more bummed, but at least I had fun and I got some kinda neat new pics!
Host SIR SULTAN SIR SULTAN ALEX: Chad. Are you nervous being up against Travis tonight?
Chad: I actually am less nervous about whether I stay or go, I know I am out so I don't really care what the hell happens. Robbie knew what he was doing in getting rid of me though I will say that being evicted because I was told I was attractive and didn't say thank you is a bit of bullshit hope you guys have fun.
Host SIR SULTAN SIR SULTAN ALEX: Thanks Chad.
Host SIR SULTAN SIR SULTAN ALEX: Eric. Good evening. The marketplace opens up tonight. What are your thoughts on it?
Eric: I think it’s gonna be a place where you can buy something such as making someone sit out of veto, making someone sit out of HoH , or cancelling a vote.
Host SIR SULTAN SIR SULTAN ALEX: Ryan you do you think money will be of an importance in the coming rounds?
Ryan: Yes, I think the marketplace will be incredibly important. Important items could be sold that could drastically change voting strategies.
Host SIR SULTAN SIR SULTAN ALEX: Mike. Viewer’s question. Cut or uncut?
Mike: TEEHEE*gigglegiggle* at this question. Definitely cut. Uncut is disgusting and you should be hanged for being uncut.
Steven: Cut or uncut grass? What?
Jake: SIR SULTAN SIR SULTAN ALEX you are not helping your 'straight' image.
Host SIR SULTAN SIR SULTAN ALEX: SOMEONE ASKED!
Host SIR SULTAN SIR SULTAN ALEX: Jake. Why do you hate questions when you always want to be asked questions?
Jake: I hate them because you’re fat.
Host SIR SULTAN SIR SULTAN ALEX: By a vote of 7-1 [CHAD] you are evicted from the big brother house.
Steven: Bye Chad.
Jay: Aww, bye Chad.
Eric: Bye Chad.
Jordan: Bye Chad.
Mike: Bye Chadwick
Jake: Bye Chad, you’re hot, but I evicted you anyway
Michael: Bye Chad.
Travis: Bye Chadly!
Chad: Peace out bitch!
And with that, we move onto the fast forward round. Stay tuned, it’s a crazy, crazy ride!